alias jones, alias masters

Everything's okay, no sweat, all is forgiven. Based on the premise that bad habits (jones) are often possessed by geniuses (masters), so the message is, "Hey, even the best of us mess up now and then."

Guy 1: Bro, I'm really sorry I dented your car when I passed that semi in the no passing zone; I assume you'll never lend me your car again.

Guy2: Eh, alias jones, alias masters. Just glad no one was hurt.

by VioletSky September 23, 2021

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

3 different motives of rappers combined into one person.

Eminem: Raps about fictional events that could happen.

Slim Shady: Raps that are fun to listen to and diss pop stars.

Marshal Mathers: Raps about his life as a dad and a husband.

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers:
Eminem Raps:
-Love the Way you lie ft Rihanna
-Space Bound
-Stan ft Dido
-No Love ft lil wayne
-3 a.m.
-Beautiful
-etc
Slim Shady Raps:
-Just Lose It
-We Made You
-Superman
-The Real Slim Shady
Marshal Mathers Raps:
-Mockingbird
-Cleanin' out my closet
-When I'm Gone
-Like Toy Soldiers

by Thad Badassle September 8, 2011

Wifey Material

A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.

1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate

Also see: Wifey

"Did you meet Christine yet? Man, she's definitely Wifey Material."

by Elmer March 23, 2005

Material Gworl

Gregory is Material Gworl

Freddy: C'mon Gregory tie your shoes we're leaving
Gregory: I don't have shoe laces though-
Freddy: You don't have shoe laces?
Gregory:Nah
Freddy: Are those..Velcro straps?
Gregory: MATERIAL GWORL

by MaterialGworlGregory February 4, 2022

Marshall Mathers

Eminem's real "personality". The person who created Eminem and Slim Shady.

I'm Marshall Mathers, this rap will not be controversial, but what's the matter. So what it's my fucking style. Said Slim, who married Kim.

by ThatCrazyStan February 7, 2014

mastersac

The largest testicle sac in the world.

Damnit! That sac is so bit, it must be the mastersac!

by JubeiSaotome April 6, 2003

Mater

A tow truck that in the World of Cars represents a loyal friend to Lightning McQueen and a good hearted person, but in the real world if you saw him you would be reminded of a drug dealer or homeless pedophile.

Lightning McQueen: Hey there Mater, wanna go Tractor Tipping?
Random Car in the “real world:” Get the fuck away from me rusty rapist

by Dusty craphopper January 19, 2021