No Men March

Everyone break up with your boyfriends, it’s women season!

It’s No Men March, so I broke up with Daniel. Now I’m gay.

by Abbiefigueroa December 30, 2018

MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH

The advanced and more difficult version of the MILF Milking March challenge.

Unlike, casual MMM, MMMM, has rules similar to DDD (Destroy Dick December), where the main objective is to still milk a MILF's titties to fill up a glass, but this time, 1 glass increasing per day, and with the correct corresponding number to the date.

So, if it's March 13th, any amount of Milves better be ready to be milked and fill up 13 cups in total.

Don: What the absolute hell?!

Chad: WEAKLINGS! I have an army of Milves to prepare myself for MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH!

Kevin: HOLY SHIT! He's not just doing normal MMM, he's attempting MMMM!

by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022

Mega Masturbation March

Also known as MMM this is the Destroy Dick December (DDD) for females since it follows Finger Free February (FFF) (No Nut November for males) Ultimately, the concept of this for females is to masturbate as much as you can until your period. when your period ends and it is still MMM, keep going. The rules are the same as DDD, so go see that definition.

girl 1: are you gonna participate in Mega Masturbation March?
girl 2: no duh i cant even believe i got through FFF clean!
girl 3: what do you think im doing.

by GayFemalefrfrfrfr March 7, 2023

Men Of The March

Like "No Shave November", "Men Of The March" is where a man neglects his razor for the entire month of March.

No Shave November, Decembeard, Januhairy, Fuzzy February, Men Of The March

by Italian Stallion 23 August 9, 2012

Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March

My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March

by Dubiks February 24, 2019

Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March.

My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March

by Dubiks February 24, 2019

meatch

(-ed, -es, -ing) A word with a universal definition to mean whatever comes to mind. Most commonly used as a replacement for swear words such as fuck. Can be used in conversation when younger ears are present.

Origin : a combination of meet, match, and fucked.

Last friday night, Scott totally meatched this chickenhead.

by bsqwared December 9, 2008