Bringing up a topic or telling a story with a fake point with a true intent of showing off details included in the story.
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Jenny had the worst case of mashed cornbeef I had ever seen, but I manned up and went in for the kill
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A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.
Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?
FF: dafuq is that shit?
Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.
FF: dafuq is that shit?
Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.
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Get the Mashed Pitts mug.Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.
Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.
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