mafting

There are three levels of mafting - mafting, which would be warm enough to fry an egg on your leg; bloody mafting, which would be warm enough to roast a turkey on your leg; and fucking mafting, which would be warm enough to smelt gold on your leg.

"Feel my leg! It's bloody mafting!"

by Chris Beesting September 25, 2009

gash mashing

To have rought vaginal sex with a female , usually after injesting many alcoholic beverages.

After a few cocktails, I did some gash mashing on the GF.

by Bucky-boy Tiger-Lilly August 29, 2009

mashing taters

When a man cums inside a woman and punches the woman's vagina until it becomes numb. When she is on her period, the blood can add a nice cranberry flavor/ look. Heating up the semen in a plastic bag can give the girl a nice sensation and act as the gravy.

Tyler was mashing taters so hard Averie couldn't walk for weeks

by ten_leprechauns April 7, 2017

moasting

A verb signifying the combination of moaning and boasting, often employed by celebrities.

This morning, Lord Melbury moasted "Poor me, I have to attend a three hour awards ceremony to accept a lifetime achievement award!" Jim commented that all this moasting was beginning to get on his nerves.

by Fabio Albertin February 15, 2009

Nasty Mastin

When you pour a liquid into someones vagina and put her legs over your shoulders and drink it out.

I gave Jody Terry a Nasty Mastin last night.

by Scott Junk October 26, 2010

Mashing Cakes

To mash cakes means bumping uglies, swaping gravy, or doing the no pants dance. Can be used in past tense and appreviated ex."we mashed"

If you bring home a drunk college girl from a keg party, your probably gonna end up mashing cakes.

by clay motha fukin jones March 5, 2008

Midnight Mating Call

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.

The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.

by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017