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chronic masterbation syndrome

when you masterbate non stop for day and days on end. you start to lose satisfaction and try to get other people to masterbate for you.
Ian i cant stop masterbating i think i might have chronic masterbation syndrome
by DementedWarrior September 8, 2011
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masterbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!
by John July 26, 2003
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masterbation

The act of stimlutating the sexual organs by hand or other means without sexual intercourse, usaully if masterbating for a prolonged amount of time will result in orgasm.
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by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003
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masterbation

the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.
by Mega Phunkatron March 21, 2003
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extreme masterbation

masterbating so hard it gives you a nice warm feeling then hurts
guy 1-i did some extreme masterbation today
guy 2-did it hurt?
guy 1 at the end, yes.
by rob billy June 18, 2011
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National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7
Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.
by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021
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PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.
I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)
by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016
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