I am a mastermind at everything
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Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?
Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."
Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."
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I wish I was masterdextrous!
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2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis
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Commonly used in songs making listeners think the singer is saying masterpiece
Commonly used in songs making listeners think the singer is saying masterpiece
That girl is a straight up masterbeast!
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Get the mastercest mug."Hey Miles, what's mixing and mastering?"
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...
And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...
And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.
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