Mastermind

Someone that is very smart in a lot of things

I am a mastermind at everything

by Lerans March 10, 2022

Masterbeated

when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.

Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."

by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011

Masterdextrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand.

I wish I was masterdextrous!

by ThatsWhatStaciSaid June 18, 2013

masterbearding

1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled

2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis

Masterbation wont make you're palms hairy, But masterbearding might.

by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013

Masterbeast

A causer of profuse masturbation. Someone who causes people to masturbate.
Commonly used in songs making listeners think the singer is saying masterpiece

That girl is a straight up masterbeast!

by 119118117116115 September 26, 2017

mastercest

if you from the past or future were to come to the present time period through time travel and fucked yourself.

omg! did you hear how kennedy did mastercest! never heard of anyone doing that before!

by guccigal12345 November 28, 2018

mixing and mastering

Listen to music on drugs, then you'll understand.

"Hey Miles, what's mixing and mastering?"
"Well Conner, mixi--"
"Is it when you feel the music move around between your ears?
It feels like it. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary."
*types 'mixing and mastering' into Urban Dictionary*
"Hmm, seems like it's not here. Wait we can define it!? ...

And would you look at that. You my friend, have entered the Twilight Zone.

by TheRealMrTopsyKretts February 14, 2017