stevens point face mask

When a 44+ year old man uses his stretch marks to cover his crippled misanthropic friend's nose and mouth holes, but leaves a snorkel made of rusty beer cans within arm's reach, for breathing or sex stuff

Man, I was hanging out with Chad today and he really gave Cyrus the ol' stevens point face mask last week; he was walking with a limp, still, so clearly Cy chose life.

by Wise_comment May 31, 2021

pussy face mask

kthx its when u shoot over 3 people and they aint shit miss shit dirty spics and it goes in pussy (*O*)

kthx pussy u aint shit

by Xelent December 27, 2003

face mask

An evil torture device thats worn on a person to make them look awful, and long exposure to wearing the unholy device will lead to increased anxiety and will lower the wearer's IQ, and will also infect their brains into adaption of the mask which will infect its host to become the host to soon spread more hosts to infect more victims.

Burn your face masks, and stay away from them.

Save yourself from the face masks!

by just some random american March 10, 2021

Louisiana face mask

When you bust on your sister's face and make her rub it In like a face mask

Man, last night was so fun I gave my sister a Louisiana face mask

by Bloodthirsty60 March 19, 2024

African Face Mask

A sexual move between two constipated men in which they take turns doing anal, shit the cum-covered feces, and then smear each other's faces with their concoction before making out.

Daniel and Hunter's love was so deep they even went as far as giving each other African Face masks.

by Venskii August 20, 2024

Masked Bitch Face

Also known as M.B.F. , Masked Bitch Face is when you look like you are in a pissy mood or pissed off despite smiling brightly due to your mask hiding your smile.

Guy: Damn girl I was only saying you look cute!
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...

by King Happo May 2, 2020

Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025