When a 44+ year old man uses his stretch marks to cover his crippled misanthropic friend's nose and mouth holes, but leaves a snorkel made of rusty beer cans within arm's reach, for breathing or sex stuff
Man, I was hanging out with Chad today and he really gave Cyrus the ol' stevens point face mask last week; he was walking with a limp, still, so clearly Cy chose life.
by Wise_comment June 01, 2021
kthx its when u shoot over 3 people and they aint shit miss shit dirty spics and it goes in pussy (*O*)
by Xelent December 28, 2003
A sexual move between two constipated men in which they take turns doing anal, shit the cum-covered feces, and then smear each other's faces with their concoction before making out.
by Venskii August 21, 2024
A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
by Zack Marks September 27, 2016
Also known as M.B.F. , Masked Bitch Face is when you look like you are in a pissy mood or pissed off despite smiling brightly due to your mask hiding your smile.
Guy: Damn girl I was only saying you look cute!
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...
by King Happo May 02, 2020
by Skywalker1213 April 15, 2021
A thing of psychological torture which I am still required to wear even after getting the Covid vaccine.
I expected people to remove those filthy face masks after the vaccination but still no change.. Fuck dammit
by Diego_Brando December 28, 2021