stevens point face mask

When a 44+ year old man uses his stretch marks to cover his crippled misanthropic friend's nose and mouth holes, but leaves a snorkel made of rusty beer cans within arm's reach, for breathing or sex stuff

Man, I was hanging out with Chad today and he really gave Cyrus the ol' stevens point face mask last week; he was walking with a limp, still, so clearly Cy chose life.

by Wise_comment May 31, 2021

pussy face mask

kthx its when u shoot over 3 people and they aint shit miss shit dirty spics and it goes in pussy (*O*)

kthx pussy u aint shit

by Xelent December 27, 2003

Louisiana face mask

When you bust on your sister's face and make her rub it In like a face mask

Man, last night was so fun I gave my sister a Louisiana face mask

by Bloodthirsty60 March 19, 2024

African Face Mask

A sexual move between two constipated men in which they take turns doing anal, shit the cum-covered feces, and then smear each other's faces with their concoction before making out.

Daniel and Hunter's love was so deep they even went as far as giving each other African Face masks.

by Venskii August 20, 2024

Masked Bitch Face

Also known as M.B.F. , Masked Bitch Face is when you look like you are in a pissy mood or pissed off despite smiling brightly due to your mask hiding your smile.

Guy: Damn girl I was only saying you look cute!
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...

by King Happo May 2, 2020

face mask

The practice of busting onto your woman's face after getting horny on your spa day.

Yo girl lemme give you a face mask.

by Skywalker1213 April 14, 2021

Octagonal synthetic face mask disorder

A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.

Superman was once thought to have octagonal synthetic face mask disorder.

by Zack Marks October 2, 2016