mashing brakes

(adj.) a slang term used to describe sex, in a literal or boasting sense.

ex. 1
Dane: Dude I was so drunk last night and went home with this hotass bitch
Chris: For real? Did you guys have sexual intercourse?
Dane: Not at first, then later on we ended up mashing brakes

ex. 2
Jeff: You and stephanie were so loud last night, were you two doing what I THINK you were doing?
Matt: Yeah man, we were mashing brakes sooo hard.

by GinjerNinjaronimator December 30, 2009

Mashin' DickHeads

A Southern Maine term for a group of friends hanging out

"Yeah guy.. are we mashin' dickheads after work, bub?"

by ajc929me October 5, 2011

Tater mashing

Southern slang used to say that a male is masturbating.

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.

by heynow21 January 22, 2013

Mashin'

The art of pushing someone's intestines in with ones ham piece, may need to use ones thumb to push the head in! Also known as breaking it off in ones butthole.

Billy bob was mashin' it last night!

by CarolBaskinsABeatch! April 16, 2020

Magnum Mashin'

Having hardcore sex with an oversized condom.

Pussy after pussy I be Magnum mashin'!

by Mr. ? May 23, 2007

mashing the cat

The act of having sex with a female. Intercourse.

I can't believe Phil got caught mashing the cat with that chick at his party. His girlfriend is furious.

by Union Redneck November 19, 2006

pizza mashing

The national pastime of stuffing your ladyfriend's love wound with pepperoni, covering your sausage and cheese wiz, and proceeding to fuck the shit out of her

Nothing gets me through the day better than waiting to get home to pizza mashing the love of my life

by Albert11 February 21, 2008