Morvern

A beautiful girl who is shy but all the boys worship her. She is amazing at creative stuff n good at pulling. She is sexi af and everybody wants to bang her.

Oh Morverns so fit, I want to bang her so hard

by KonnorGreen67 October 5, 2018

malvern

a little town between canton and minerva that has a lot of drama and drugbusts. there is no mcdonalds there are about 15 churches a school a gas station and a dairy queen
its filled with old people and immature teenagers
the kids start having sex in 5th grade
start drinking and smoking in 6th and go to AA by the seventh grade
dont get me wrong its an amazing place to grow up
the town is centered around its school and athletics
but its got more drugs and alcohol than all of germany because the town loves their kids but they dont care about them
and it pisses me off
especially when stupid bitchy whores become salutatorians of the 2008 graduating class

guy- Hey theres a party in malvern tonight!
girl- Sweet lets go and tomorrow we can have a hangover and an abortion!!

by hornet fan October 14, 2008

Malverne

A mad small town in long island NY that even the bordering towns never heard of. Its all middle class and 95% old people. The police force do nothing but harass teens and minorities. Every once in awhile you may see a black person. Most of the people there are racist and send their kids to all white catholic schools. The 0.01% non racist people send there kids to the malverne schools which are mostly black. Everyone in malverne are irish republicans. Nothing ever happenes in malverne. Its the most boring place in NY.

"Hi im from malverne" "where is that?"
"Im from malverne and i go to the catholic school"
"Hi im from malverne and im afraid of minorities"

by Jim46 September 27, 2013

marveno

The person that keep it real and won’t hesitate to fuck your bitch, if you get out of control. Never let this person get in love cause he/she won’t never leave and this person is the type that is mostly independent

I don’t need friends I’m a Marveno type of person

by Venodagod May 15, 2018

Malverne

Literally one of the smallest and richest towns on Long Island. The people here are filthy rich Irish Republicans. The teens are all over-sheltered, spoiled and sometimes weirdos because they have been sent to catholic schools by their racist parents in lieu of the diverse Malverne School District. The town is bordered by Lynbrook and West Hempstead. Everyone here eats bagels and Pizza. We all LOVE Danny's Bagels. You will find thicker long island accents here and expensive sports cars parked in front of beautiful, yet modestly sized homes. Everyone has been to Malverne Cinema and has watched Malverne Mel on groundhog day. The teens all go to Lynbrook and West Hempstead to hang out and party because there's too many old people in Malverne. We have our own tiny police department made up of overpaid and under-worked officers who confiscate teens skateboards, harass the minority kids who go to the public schools, and wait for speeders on Ocean Avenue. Everyone knows everyone and there is an extreme community vibe here. An all around great place to live in the end.

"I'm from Malverne, I go to Kellenberg High"

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #1: Wheres that?

Person #1: Where are you from?
Person #2: Malverne
Person #2: You must have money.

by Long Island Iced Tea August 26, 2013

marvenous

Great,excellent,fantastic,brilliant,marvelous

1) Shit, look at Page, how marvenous?

2) Canadian Club and drys.... how marvenous?

by arnold12 February 17, 2010

Malvernise

(verb) To be ruthlessly bummed by an older pupil; slam-dunked by an elder student

When Charles was in the 3rd year he was "Malvernised" good and proper by many of the elder boys.

Young man, I'm going to "Malvernise" you. I'm going to "Malvernise" you like you'll never forget.

by magic malverniser December 17, 2009