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san marcos academy 

The worst school on planet earth, you would be better off at auschwitz. The rules there are just about as bad as Obama policies, and the dress code makes you look like some kind of fired clothes designer.
san marcos academy by Mr_Avacado_Man November 30, 2017

Sten Markus

The Estonian zyzz fanclub president. He thinks other people are mirin. Bro has a small bench and arms. Bro works out with the zyzz split. Synonyms: little brother, lil homey, homeboy, tiny tim.
Sten Markus is so small, even the microsope can't see him.
Well duh!
Sten Markus by MarkBerting November 21, 2022

skid marks

1. burned rubber marks left by tires peeling out

2. the thin brown line in your undies, especially tightie-whities, caused by insufficient wiping
Your skid marks and itchy butt don't just happen kids. You need to wipe better. Don't wipe your heiny with your underpants!
skid marks by Mandingoh November 29, 2004

Squinch Marks 

Noun (plural) - marks left across ones butt cheeks (usually brown) horizontally protruding outward from the anus, caused by prematurely pinching off a full loaf in mid-squeeze. This usually results in "mud-butt" and "sticky cheeks".
Michelle heard Robin screaming about something mindless in the office, and was forced to pinch off a fat loaf, resulting in squinch marks for the duration of the day.
Squinch Marks by Mudd Butt Jr. September 19, 2012

skid marks

Shit stains left on the butt area of the underwear.Do to a wet fart,diarrhea,or an incomplete wiping of the butthole after defecation.
The skid marks left on Bob's underwear annoyed Mary who was doing the laundry.
skid marks by MmmmdoubleuW May 29, 2015

Stretch Marks

A form of scarring generally associated with pregnancy, obesity, bodybuilding, and — to a lesser extent — puberty. They come about as skin is overstretched, disrupting the normal production of collagen. They first appear as reddish or purplish lines, but tend to gradually fade to a lighter color.
Can appear anywhere on the body skin has been stretched, in males and females. The majority of people have them, but regardless, they cause most people shame and emotional distress. Some people choose to make the best of them and wear them as type of badge of honor.
While lotions and creams haven't been proven to be totally effective in removing stretch marks, they can be removed through surgery. Arm lifts can remove ones on the arm; breast lifts can remove some on the breast; tummy tucks can removed the ones on the stomach and hips; and thigh lifts can remove the ones on the inner thigh. Ones not removed by surgery (i.e.-breasts, butt, back of knees, etc.) can possibly be removed by laser, however; there is no gurantee.
Stretch marks suck :(...but can be removed :)!
Stretch Marks by Blue Zebra April 23, 2007