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Jenna Marbles

the funniest bitch on the internet. shes hilarious and has two dogs kermit and mr. marbles! Jenna has amazayn hair and i am really jealous of how pretty she is. look up landshark by jennamarbles on youtube and u will die in laughter! shes fabulouis and is a fan of boston sports teams such as the pats, celts, and bruins! they are wicked awesome!!!!!! but seriously look up jenna marbles on youtube
*le landshark

Jenna Marbles: Sometimes when your really awkward, you do awkward things. so i'm gonna tell you what ive been doing lately. Ive been TURNING EVERYTHING INTO A LANDSHARK!.....

....apple: landshark, hamster: landshark, christian bale is a landshark! the guy from aincient aliens, is a landshark! this is a sandshark, now its a landshark! the eiffel tower is a landmark, now its a landshark!......
by ikindasortalikeyou February 15, 2013
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Jenna Marbles

Satan, according to Jacksfilms and all his viewers. even though the majority of YIAY fans might not have even seen a Jenna Marbles video in their lives.
YIAY viewer: *Sends Jack a picture of Jenna*
Jack: Oh, how did Satan get in here? No place for Jenna Marbles, right Klondike?
Klondike: *Confused, she just licks Jack's face hoping to make him happy even though not even dogs can heal souls as dead as his*
by _Andromeda October 21, 2018
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ass marbles

Stress or tension; being so tense you could shove marbles up your ass and keep them there.
I have to write this application for University, and it's giving me ass marbles.
by Madeleine Powers December 12, 2008
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mexican marbles

Small, hard, round, turds,

Appearance is similar to poo colored marbles.
Used in thirdworld countries such as mexico in lieu of expensive glass marbles.
Ouch That Carne asada burrito gave me a serious case of the Mexican Marbles.

You think little Jimmy wants my Mexican Marbles for Christmas.
by marble_player December 4, 2010
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Bed Marbles

She was playing with my bed marbles and it was making her hot.
by WayneBarcham May 16, 2013
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collecting marbles

It is usually used in GAY COMMUNITY, it means a man who likes to take the butt virginity of another man. Because when your butt is first penateated your balls shrink to marble size.

It also means a sex act when a fellow is into bondage and being tied up or enjoys tying men up he is called a marble collector.
Make sure to wear a condom, Brad is into collecting marbles
by NobodyYouKnow808 October 24, 2022
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bag of marbles

To have or not have a set of balls
A person with or without balls.
Example: I can't believe he did that, he's got one bag of marbles.
Examples: He doesn't have a bag of marbles, he won't come at me.
by Noneya041 April 15, 2015
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