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Maranaise

Gimme extra maranaise on my samich.
by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008
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Mr Marmalade

THE surname that denotes a very sexy being. They are also, as a rule exceptional in the sack.
MMM I juat had me a bit of Mr Marmalade yesterday and I think I am going to have another orgasm just thinking about it.
by ket89 July 22, 2011
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Lady Marmalade

The female version of a "jamboy." 'Jamboy's' were young coloured boys who were smeared with jam to attract all the bugs and insects away from the rich golfers. If they were successful, they got to keep the pot jam! The term "Lady Marmalade" applies to women.
The plantation owner had a lot of jamboys and lady marmalades on hand for his golf tournament.
by JamKing1 October 30, 2011
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marmalade

The natural lubricant of the anus, designed to enable shit to slide out more easily but which also facilitates the insertion of golf balls.
"I was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however I wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out."
by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011
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white marmalade

Collect up all your semen in a jar. Over time it'll turn a thick copious white. After sealing the jar and attaching a nice ribbon around it, mail it to the girl you've been stalking for the past several months. Then revel in the imagination of her biting down upon a piece of toast smeared with your love.
I received some white marmalade through my mail yesterday and it tasted awful. That guy needs more protein in his diet.
by HuhWhat February 2, 2006
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Lady Marmalade

Get your lady marmalade away from here!
by The MarmaLad January 23, 2018
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Lady Marmalade

A song that was redone by Christina Aguilera, Li'l Kim, Pink, and Mya for the movie Moulin Rouge. The video for the song was apparently supposed to be sexy and provocative, but truthfully they all just looked like slutty French clowns.
Did you see that Lady Marmalade video? HAHAHAHAHA! It was hillarious! I couldn't stop laughing!
by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 14, 2006
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