manstruation

The days when your man friend/spouse/partner/coworker etc. acts like a total intolerable douchebag when he is otherwise decent.

'Manstruation is wreaking havoc on Bob. He just told me to f*ck myself after I asked him to wipe large chunks of Pop Tart off of his expense report.'

by Fishballs December 16, 2008

manstinct

the natural instinct that only men have. often not understood by woman

seeing the fence was locked, john's manstincts kicked in and he climbed over the fence

by eviiil1 April 1, 2007

manstruation

When a man bitches and moans in a truly over-dramatic fashion, similar to the effects PMS has on a woman's mood. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective (manstruate, manstruator, manstruating, etc.) Could also mean for a man to be "stroking his ego" through anger, similar to masturbation or angry sex but without the dick involved.

"Edward is throwing a tantrum at Betty for overcooking his steak. Edward has been caught in the act of manstruation."

"You're one hell of a manstruator when you haven't had your beer"

"Better be careful! If my father catches us in the act of sexual intercourse, he'll manstruate at you for sure!"

by Chekken February 7, 2010

mansturbating

A man masturbating to the thought of other gay men

I found gay porn on Patrick's computer, he must have been mansturbating

by DR MD August 26, 2009

manty lines

when a guy's pants are so tight you can see his underwear lines.

I got a face full of manty lines today as I was walking up the crowded subway steps.

by Stephanie Ellis September 25, 2005

manstate

Male state of sexual readiness, and desire. Sporting an obvious erection and giving off serious pheromones.

-See that babe over there? She really puts me in a manstate!
-This morning I woke up in such a manstate I pitched a tent.
-Dude, if you get desperate go see Cheryl, she's such a ho she'll take care of anybody's manstate.

by starbaby237 August 19, 2009

mantyline

a man who's tighty whities are so tight that the lines are visible through his sweats; pantylines for men.

girl 1: i saw your crush last night!!
girl 2: OMG how did he look??
girl 1: i mean he had mantylines soo...

by swichee November 14, 2011