marked ass bitch

Suspect; Someone who is marked for death; A target.

"Biggie Smalls and Junior MAFIA are some Marked Ass Bitches!" - 2Pac

"That nigga is playing us like a couple of Marked Ass Bitches!" - Larry Bacchus

by Kilo April 3, 2003

makedamnsure

a very good song made by taking back sunday a good band (tho tbs's 1st cd was better i felt like putting this thing on here)

i just wanna break you down so badly---makedamnsure

by TBStreeCOWbob May 30, 2006

Wing Manned

The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.

MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?

MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.

MW-She was like 400 pounds

MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.

by mpoppe August 24, 2009

maskedchaos

A crappy user making a crappy joke

Maskedchaos: *insert this definition*

Literally Everyone: This isn't funny at all

by Maskedchaos September 19, 2018

Masked Wibbler

An unseen but ever present malevolent entity responsible for the slight moving of one’s bag from the position one remembers placing it in, to a new position very close to but not quite the same as the original position.

Person 1: Have you seen my bag?
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!

by platonicus October 28, 2018

Masked Muscle

Spitting in someone's eye's and temporarily blinding them.

"AHHH I CANT SEE!!!!" "That guy is a Masked Muscle for doing that"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

MaskedArab

A cool Emirati guy who roasts people and (jokingly) calls an airstrike on them

I just watched one of MaskedArab's videos

by the random. June 12, 2022