maintenance like

You like a picture or a post on facebook made by a someone that you might want to date someday or eventually just to stay in contact with her/him. A very low effort way to make sure that your target gets notice on facebook or probably even a notice on her/his cellphone that you still follow her/his activities.

Q: That chick whose new profile picture you liked on facbook yesterday is friggin hot
A: Yeah, just gave her a maintenance like to make sure to hook up with her someday

by fotzk February 19, 2012

fly maintenance

A very good looking person that requires a lot of attention. The same exact thing as high maintenance except you recognize this persons exceptional looks.

If Glenn required a lot of attention, which he doesn't than he would be fly maintenance.

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 5, 2014

Manielle

A girl or woman whose name is Danielle who displays very manly characterisics, has very greasy hair and is just very ugly. She has no dress sense whatsoever and is very rude. The only chance of her having a real relationship is on the internet. She resembles a man and has an awfully fat arse which takes up to 4 seats. She also is prone to body odour.

Dude whose the new girl?
Girl?? more like man. That's Manielle, she stinks like shit and i wouldn't touch her with a bargepole!

by skank101 September 30, 2008

Percussive Maintenance

The instance of hitting an electronic device in blind rage in order to restore normal functionality, often resulting in more damage the device (and in some cases the user as well).

Would you stop trying Percussive Maintenance and buy a new remote already?!

by njie April 26, 2016

manatee

A nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless, but gets fucked up by boats going to fast.

The manatee is cool. My sailboat is also named "Manatee"

by Turtlemonkeys March 27, 2003

streetlight manifesto

One of the best ska bands to emerge in the past 5 years. Lead by Thomas Kalnoky and comprised of former members of Catch 22 and One Cool Guy, they have made one of the best albums and put on some of the best live shows that anyone could ever bare witness to.

The Streetlight show at the TLA on September 27th nearly killed me

by Ska FarHead September 6, 2004

Manitoba Deepfreeze

Any area of private space that can be used to store food that is exposed to the extreme and predictable cold of Manitoba's winter. Good examples are the apartment balcony, unheated garages and trunks of cars.

Are you gonna head to McDonalds with us on lunch break?
No, I have a club pack of No Name frozen burritos in the Manitoba Deepfreeze that I'll microwave.

I have 20 packs of smokies from that deer I shot in the fall stored out there on the Manitoba Deepfreeze.

by prophethere March 21, 2011