The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:
first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.
Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.
first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.
Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.
by Revfin May 11, 2011
Get the Mandage mug.Mandard is often used an an alternative to the modern word "standard". It is a phrase only to be used by men or a man (hence man-dard). It is used to describe scenarios which are manly and either satisfying or comical. It can however be used with multiple meanings, so to substitute for a range of other adjectives in order to describe events such as 'cool' or 'awesome' etc.
Commonly used by rugby players in particular for banterous events/times. A further meaning is to use it when describing a certain high level of drunkness.
Commonly used by rugby players in particular for banterous events/times. A further meaning is to use it when describing a certain high level of drunkness.
Person 1: "hey man I was so drunk last night did you have a good time as well?"
Person 2:" Yea mate it was pretty mandard"
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The Rugby game I watched today was quite mandard
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Let's get Mandard on cider tonight lads
Person 2:" Yea mate it was pretty mandard"
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The Rugby game I watched today was quite mandard
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Let's get Mandard on cider tonight lads
by DLMandard August 22, 2012
Get the Mandard mug.A female who has a knack for luring multiple hott guys into her bed while avoiding feelings and attachment (the dangerous stuff)
by theforwardone June 21, 2013
Get the Manadore mug.to purposely divert attention from what would otherwise be of greater importance, to something else of lesser significance. By doing so, the lesser-significant event is catapulted into the limelight, drowning proper attention to what was originally the more important issue.
In Iron Man 3 press releases, Kevin Feige was Mandaring the Marvel fans about Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce's portrayal of the villain.
by Scranter August 21, 2013
Get the Mandaring mug.strong-willed, practical and stubborn at times. You are hard working, often martyr to duty. You like home and security above all.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, But your personal growth is vital, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, But your personal growth is vital, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations.
by Tourmaline goddess December 18, 2016
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Mandalyn is the best!!!
by jade <3 May 31, 2018
Get the Mandalyn mug.Dude, I met this total fox named Mandalee at the bar and gave her my number. She never called me though. Dang you, Mandalee.
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