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man cave

chiefly american -
a bastardization of "den" or "study" that has brought shame to the english language. man cave is one of those words that makes the listener shudder.

origin of man cave: coined by a slob at the end of the first decade of the 21st century, the repulsive word "man cave" was picked up by a growing population of people with bad taste to describe a deplorable emerging phenomenon of banality. whereas in the past, men who were lucky enough to have an extra room in their houses would generally use them for research, writing, or other constructive activities, a certain new group of men with an abundance of resources and nothing upstairs, began using their extra rooms for sloth and hedonism. words like "study" could no longer be used in a coherent way, while more accurate words likes "porn room" had too many negative connotations. thus, man cave was created to describe this unfortunate consequence of a society afflicated by the disease of affluence.

essential characteristics: man cave is a place where an over-sized slob sits in an over-sized arm chair in front of an over-sized tv and looks at ugly women with over-sized breasts, in a part of the house away from his over-sized wife.
wife: why dont you spend any time with me anymore? youre always in that damn room!
husband waddles to towards the basesment
wife: good! go to your man cave. i dont want to see youre ugly face anyway. i know what you do down there! you filthy bastard!
by acbaebcdedcbcdcba February 8, 2012
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Man Cave

The only room in the house that The Man will clean. ... Wife or GF can clean the rest of the house.
Mikey's Man cave
by BermudaMike February 22, 2011
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man cave

The hairy stank hole between a mans two butt cheeks.
"Grab the lube, Joe, I'm entering your man cave!"
by hellybelly123 March 15, 2013
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Mancake

A pancake of gigantic proportions. It can only be consumed by a TRUE man.
"Here, want a pancake?"
"Do I look like I have a vagina? Make me a mancake!"
by Slander89 March 2, 2010
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Man Cave Sports

Sports website (www.mancavesportslounge.com);A room, area, or most likely the basement, of a dwelling that is reserved for guys to be away from the rest of the household (lady friend or significant other) in order to watch, read, or write about sports. This area is usually decorated by the male, without influence from lady friends. In rare occasions, females who can hold their own, when it comes to talking sports, are welcome in this domain. Man Cave essentials include: good friends, good food, TV (preferably HD) and remote control , beer (for 21 and up), and Pepsi for minors.
Guy 1: Dude, I love hanging out and talking "Man Cave Sports".

Guy 2: I know! I had to get away from my lady friend. She was going on and on about American Idol. I had to get to the Man Cave.

Guy 3: Did you see the article making fun of Tim Tebow on Man Cave Sports today? HILARIOUS.
by Hunter Scott 10 April 25, 2010
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mancake

1) A particularly fine male specimen, usually being quite muscular or "buff".

2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.
"Hey, have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately? What a MANCAKE!"

If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.
by Teenage Lobotomy October 31, 2007
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man cave

A place where castrated men hang out after being banished by their wives. Usually relegated to an out-of-the-way basement, while women take control of the main areas of the home. Said castrated "men" feel the need to add "man" to the word "cave" to otherwise impose masculinity when they clearly have none. For real men, the entire house is theirs, and there's no reason to add "man" to anything because it's implied that men own everything.
Denise banished Tom to the basement where he pissed and moaned with his friends about their wives. Out of spite, they dubbed their basement the "man cave" to feel in control of something.
by Mjalc July 25, 2009
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