manboobs

Dangling mass of fat found on males that dont get out nearly enough. I emphasize the last part because they clearly need some exercise instead of sitting on their asses all day playing video games and watching tv.

Christ, that dudes got manboobs bigger than ur tits jessica.

by ZX2 Stud December 5, 2003

manjoyment

any source of pleasure for a man that generally also irritates a woman, ie video games, cars, sports, etc.

My husband gets way too much manjoyment from his video games.

by brilesbabe July 7, 2009

manboobs

what really fat men have. They look like big sacks of mayonaise blended in with the skin.

I'm glad i'm flatchested

by not a wapanese October 17, 2003

Manbong

The sexual act of a woman getting behind a man, on her knees, pulling his weiner through his legs (gonzo or goat style) and performing oral sex from behind.

The actual word for what Mike Epps was talking about in Friday After Next!

David: Im tryna get my dick sucked from the back, and she said she said she loves to manbong!

by ManbongMonster September 30, 2011

manboobs

boobies on a man. Usually when they've been hanging around Maccy D's for too long

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by melanie November 26, 2003

manjoyable

a man who is cute and enjoyable to look at

That Leonardo Dicaprio is manjoyable

by KMHLD October 20, 2007

man boy

(n) A male who, by age, should be a man, but still acts childish, is oblivious of what acting grown-up is about. An insult to point out ridiculous immaturity. A pathetic example of taking responsibility or manhood.

Man-boy clues: You are over 25, not in school and...
still live with parents (excluding illness or tragedy), still twist your friends nipples on a daily basis, buy toys off ebay for yourself, think "picking up chicks" is all in strategy of a well-delivered pick-up line, use status or lie about what you do to impress women, have a child and are still out partying like you are in high school while trying to pick up much younger girls.

That freakin' man boy tried to play off his 'rents as roommates and then he show me his KISS collection. What is he - 32 now?

by hoopyjoob August 28, 2007