malfusion

A legal sounding word that you can use and sound smart without getting questioned.

Watch out mother-fucker, I will sue you for malfusion.

by Mztexas July 7, 2017

Lucius Malfoy

The sexiest man in the Harry Potter universe

Lucius Malfoy is so fricking sexy

by MaraudersMamas November 3, 2020

Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter's supposed "arch-nemesis" in the series by J.K. Rowling. Blond, arrogant, rich and devoted to making all Gryffindors' (particularly Harry and co.) lives hell as often as possible. Usually accompanied by his brute lackeys Crabbe and Goyle. His father Lucius Malfoy is a certified P.I.M.P. with that snake-head cane.

Personally, we think he's dead sexy, but regrettably admit to being biased because of our Tom Felton fanhood. Harry/Draco, bitches.

Draco Malfoy loves to make Harry's situation hard...in all senses of the word.

Paper: Draco Malfoy is one sexy ferret bastard, ain't he?
Pantry: Indubitably.
Paper: Can't wait til "Goblet of Fire" hits theaters.

by paper and pantry October 6, 2005

Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is the school-side nemisis of Harry Potter and the rest of the trio (Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley). In the books is an arrogant asshole, but most people like him because of this and because they find his film counter-part attractive, Tom Felton.

Person 1: How can you like Draco? He's such a jerk
Person 2: But have you even seen Tom Felton? He's so hott.

by emobitch13 October 28, 2004

Draco Malfoy

1) Harry's school rival
2) a pretentious rich blonde boy with grey eyes and a sexy smirk
3) the Slytherin sex god

The ideal guy for me is none other than Draco Malfoy

by lea boilger November 3, 2014

Wardrobe Malfunction

A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.

Seeing Janet Jackson's Tits on National TV.

by MB February 2, 2004

Draco Malfoy kinda fuckery

Something that Draco Malfoy would typically be seen doing ( Example : sipping tea loudly, not giving a fuck about anything)

That is some Draco Malfoy kinda fuckery

by Jacsquilline February 8, 2019