Singaporeans Are Kiasu, Malaysians Are Kiasi

The sociological equivalent of “Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid”—the unspoken observation about two neighboring frenemies, who are afraid of losing out and who are afraid of dying.

The foreign publisher is consulting its lawyers on whether the Singapore government might ban the sale of “Singaporeans Are Kiasu, Malaysians Are Kiasi,” which pokes fun at the idiocies and idiosyncrasies of Singaporeans and Malaysians.

by MathPlus June 22, 2018

Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff

When you gather all the ingredients to make marshmallow fluff together, and right before you whip it all together, violently nutting into it.

"While Barbara was making marshmallow fluff, I waited until she wasn't looking. Than I ran over and whipped up a Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff"

by JamesNewton February 7, 2025

Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.

A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023

Malaysian Toolbox

Using the "C" part of a pipe wrench to "pleasure" a woman, rocking the pipe wrench back an forward from asshole to vagina

"How'd it go with Maddy last night?"

"Good, she came over to the shop and I gave her a Malaysian Toolbox"

"Nice"

by ThissssssGuy July 28, 2016

Malaysian

Country where cyberbully is being enjoyed by the Malaysian and they are proud to be one of the top country that do cyberbully. Freedom of speech is not allowed if your opinion doesn't reflect the majority. They do not tolerate different opinion and only live with one side opinion. Malaysian prefer to be as third world mentality. The politician also practices bribing, and they fought like a circus in parliament, same like the folk, which they fought in social media. They bash the government without realising they are the same. Like politician, like folk. If you found comments such as "Malaysia hadir", please delete it.

John : Malaysian are nice!
Ana : No, they are pretentious without realising their country is being jeered by others.

John : Why do you say so?

Ana : Malaysian do not realise they are being manipulated.

by Open people eyes February 13, 2022

malaysian steelcove technique

The act of shooting your next generation into a water balloon and chucking it at other people

hey, what happened to all of those guys?

i hit them with the old malaysian steelcove technique

by JablesKage March 23, 2025

malaysian hockey

When you put your hand in a cup of ice for 5 minutes then cup your balls.

When Shaq discovered the Malaysian Hockey after eating a bowl of ice cream, he knew he had to trick people into doing it.

by fishgaming June 20, 2024