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Magic Vagina

Magic Vagina

Noun;

The female sexual reproductive organ of a femme fatale that male victims are unable to get out of their system.

Females/they/them's with a magic vagina will experience their suitors and conquests unable to get over them. As such these lost souls will keep returning unable to move on with their lives.

Similarly hypnotic in nature as the call of the Siren to shipwrecked sailors, the magic vagina's hold over its victim is compelling and total.
"Have you heard any more from Basil since you two broke up, Clare?"

"He keeps messaging, sending flowers, and calling me at work, Dan - it's like he's totally obsessed."

"Really? It was three years ago, I don't know why he can't move on - it's like you have some kind of magic vagina, or something!"
by Lord Horatio Richards April 12, 2023
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Hop on World of Magic

Slang for rough gay sex, commonly used by males who are fond of roblox games.
“Hey man, wanna hop on World Of Magic later?”
“Sure, I just have to wait until my dad goes to sleep”
by Streenty March 3, 2021
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magical leprechaun

A small friend/co-worker that is easy to miss.
Worker: Hey, have you seen Joe?

Co-worker: No, he disappears like a little magical leprechaun.

Worker: Damn, I have been looking for him all week.

Co-worker: He's probably with his pot of gold.
by Jefe01 December 13, 2015
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NEW MAGIC WAND

Ayo Jacques, I just got a NEW MAGIC WAND
by Phangdude101 May 21, 2019
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Magic Time

When your boss/manager/superior leaves early for the day thus giving you an opportunity to also finish work early without getting caught.
Quick, let's go, it's magic time!
Look who's leaving, it's magic time!
by AlexisC March 11, 2012
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the magic words

"Please", "Thank you", and "Step-off Bitch"
by RockLucker69 May 22, 2016
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The magic School bus.

A fictional show that's been around for awhile. The show is basically about a teacher with hair at least 10 feet and students that practically live on a magical school bus. What I mean is that the kids and the teacher Mrs.Frizzle only stay in the classroom for like 30 seconds and then they leave on the bus. They usually go in people, plants, etc. It's kinda like my bus with their conversations.
ON THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS.!!!!!!!!!!!!! WoOoOoO
by OofBanana January 4, 2019
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