cheesey maggot cock

a small penis that smells or is covered in cheese

Errr Liam has a cheesey maggot cock

by crunter May 4, 2010

Maggoted

When an individual becomes so drunk/stoned they cant feel themself and dont feel pain/ or just to the point where they pass out or throw up.

*doing* "I just want to go the the pub and get Maggoted"
*question* "Wanna get Maggoted?"
*expression* "Fuck! you were Maggoted!"

by Benny1988 April 14, 2006

Maggot Faggot

Australian idiom for an individual, usually considered to be social awkward, who will travel out of their natural environment because they have been pressed into being a normal person and go to a party. At said party, they will indulge in small amounts of alcohol and then proceed to act inebriated and moronic. This is usually followed up by the individual avoiding others until late hours in the morning when they will cry themselves to sleep.

Can be shortened to 'Magz-Fagz' or 'Mag-Fag'

Chris: "Hey what's Luke doing in the corner acting like a dickhead?"

Monika: "Hes just a 'Maggot Faggot', forget him and never invite him to anymore parties!"

Luke: "Ha...ha I'm so drunk.....I've had like two beers."

*Luke then proceeds to grab Monika's breasts*

by Normal Aussie December 20, 2009

Maggot Breeder

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.

It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".

by jampez77 June 4, 2013

maggot brain

On of the finest pieces of music to come from none other than George Clinton's Funkadelic. It owns your booty

Maggot Brain toe' the roof off'a this hee-ah shizzle, nuh!

by gustavius October 1, 2004

Mayonnaise Maggot

White Trash.

"These Mayonnaise Maggots are gonna stop harassing us. Or else."

by IBTAL May 8, 2020

maggot baby

(n.) The horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.

Earl: Hey, Ron! Have you seen Jennifer's baby?

Ron: Fuck that dirty slut and her maggot baby!

by Blenderhead1991 September 5, 2010