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Machaela

A Machaela is a loving girl with a huge heart. She's always ready to do something and take charge of it. She's very intelligent and a people pleaser. A Machaela has hard times believing in herself and at times needs help from others. But she's a very awesome girl who has many friends.
That Machaela over there really helped me with my friend problems. She's awesome!
by Thegirl04 November 26, 2013
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MacGuyver

noun - Great TV show which taught the average person how to avoid a crisis using everyday household items.

verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.
n. - yes, i WAS locked in the meat locker, but i learned how to get out on MacGuyver.

v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.
by JP November 7, 2003
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penis mache

Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.
"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "
by eyesee63 November 23, 2013
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skaterboi macheda

a skaterboi macheda is a cosplayer who has a skate board. he thinks hes a pro at mini skateboards but hes atually trash. If you ever meet a skaterboi macheda never lose them because they are soooooo funny and tyically amazing singers. he tends to wear backwards pink hats, hoodies with the sleeves pulled up, and a watch. HES SO COOL. at day they wear strong cologne and champion hoodies. at night they wear cosplay.
a skatboarder who likes anime
ex. "i skateboard and watch anime" "youre a skaterboi macheda"
by coolirishdancerxd December 3, 2021
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den Sascha machen

Buying a bike that's worth 3000€ but paying 5000€ and being content with the decision.
"I know my bike is only worth 3000€, but other people pay the same prize as me so it's fine." - Sascha, den Sascha machen d.
by Cracknickel July 2, 2022
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Macauley Culkin

The wrong way to spell Macaulay Culkin's name.
you must emphasize on the 'a'.
by orgasm addict July 6, 2005
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MacGuyver

To improvise and make things with whatever mis-match material is at hand. This is a name made into a verb. MacGuyver was a television show where the main character (MacGuyver) made things to get out of sticky situations.
Bob: Hey Ted what's up?

Ted: Oh nothing much Bob, just MacGuyvering a nuclear reactor with these lemons and those paper clips, and that D-Cell battery.

Bob: Shit...
by MacGuyvermannnn June 1, 2010
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