Machoism

The root of all evil

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

Sadr-Masochism

1. George Walker Bush's new "way foreward." Involves the mutilation of his already tarnished reputation and American troops as means for leaving the Iraq war to his successor.

2. Is derived from the words Sadr, the name of the powerful muslim cleric in Iraq, and Masochism, to take pleasure in inflicting pain on oneself. When combined, Sadr-Masochism refers to a wide spectrum of kinky sex relating to pain and muqtada al-sadr.

1. Bush's plan to fight al-Sadr is a prime example of sadr-masochism.

2. Donna and Steve spiced up their relationship with some Sadr-Masochism; Steve dressed as a shiite cleric then passionately paddled Donna all evening long.

by KChiCubs January 15, 2007

Homo-Masochism

The practice of straight women who refuse to spend time with straight men due to their poor hygiene and inferior sense of humor. Creates torturous conditions for the libido.

I practice homo-masochism every night I go to the gay bar and get groped.

by Howdoyoutell July 17, 2006

machocism

the frequently-declared claim of need or necessity for men to deny themselves pleasure, entertainment, happiness, ease of labor or effort, or otherwise disadvantage themselves because of or out of fear that such positive desires would be seen as insufficiently masculine or inherently feminine.

Chad knew he should get his split ends taken care of, but he was too full of machocism to make see a stylist.

by carpenteer December 10, 2022

macsochist

Someone who uses or owns a Mac computer even though they don't like them and would prefer another OS.

That Kat is such a macsochist. She hates her computer but she can't afford a new one now because Macs are so expensive she had to sell her kidney to buy the one she has.

by mc? September 16, 2013

Mathochist

Someone who derives pleasure from one's own pain and humiliation inflicted by pursuing mathematical knowledge.
Usually a sufferer from insanity. It is a mystery whether the insanity is a result from the Lovercraftian horror of advanced mathematics, or the insane are drawn into studying mathematics.

Due to this word being derived from masochist, it is suggested that this pleasure is of a sexual nature. However, as sufferers of this condition (including the person who wrote this entry) generally do not have a sex life whatsoever, it is currently impossible to verify this claim.

Creator of this entry: "Why look for love when maths has been making you cry and breaking your heart since eternity?"
Fellow maths student: "Sometimes I wonder if we've became masochistic from all the mathematical pain."
Creator of this entry: "You should've said 'Mathochistic', such a good pun opportunity wasted."

by Rorschach The Chinese Room July 14, 2018

Maskochism

Deriving gratification, sexual or otherwise, from flirting with death by refusing to wear a mask in public, during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Knowing he might get infected, he strode barefaced into the crowd, enjoying his maskochism.

by Monkey's Dad June 11, 2020