Maarten Wilhelm

A weird guy who has a lot of time on his hands, but also likes to get hit up the side of the head by an Arizona iced tea can.
He likes to instruct and train people a lot.

Person 1: Have you heard of Maarten Wilhelm?
Person 2: Absolutely, I am terrified of him after receiving Basic training

by Cardiinal June 26, 2024

markeno

a black midget

oh wow ur such a markeno

by njsidhwjsfbjs December 15, 2024

dirty Maarten

Getting fucked in the ass while gurgling on cum.

Last night two men gave me a dirty Maarten. It felt ecstatic grrrrr

by Chupacabrina May 3, 2020

Pulling a Maarten

Being absent without letting friends know

A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!

by SAJEMA October 21, 2010