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i just took a penis in my butt

"i just took a penis in my butt" is a part of the J.cole middle child parody, or as people call it "sus remix" but it could also be used in multiple other context's
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO, I JUST TOOK A PENIS IN MY BUTT, IM SO FUCKING GAY"
by Logically dumb August 28, 2022
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well slam my butt hole

Look at that train. Well slam my butt hole that train just crashed.
by Well slam my butt hole 101 November 21, 2013
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suck my butt

a person that tellz another person 2 kiss their ass
hey u, no not u, u , suck my butt
by antwone August 19, 2004
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rally round my butt stink

suggestion for those/he/she who has wronged one!! encouragement for these same individuals to find 'great glory' from the smell of my shit, or farts!!
they turned you down for the job! -yeah, well they can rally round my butt stink!!

those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!

those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
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sucks my butt

A phrase used

a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.

b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.

c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt!

Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?

Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!

Hot Chick: BBQ?

Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?

Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
by reelnice June 15, 2011
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You have to be poking my butt

It is is a different way of saying "You have to be kidding me!"
Only cool people can say this. If your not cool then your literaly saying you have to be poking my butt.
Hencing that you like being poked in the butt.
Not as cool guy:
"Dude you got pwned by a noob."
Cool guy:
"You have to be poking my butt!"
by Shamwowzers January 1, 2009
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wrinkle on my butt

When one says that something is a new wrinkle on their butts or asses, it typically means that they have seen or heard some kind of bullshit that doesn't make sense, or is bizarre. The saying is based on the saying that when one learns something new, the brain gets a new wrinkle. However, in such cases, something is so out there that the new wrinkle appears on the ass.
I was watching The Golden Girls. When Rose Nylund talked about the old lady with no smile muscles standing on her head and waving, to make her frown and smile, that was a new wrinkle on my butt. I'm sure the other ladies on the show had new wrinkles on their asses as well.
by mama'sfamilynut1983 October 7, 2013
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