muffdiver

Football players who dive in to recover a muffed punt

Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson

by sacramento football man November 27, 2011

muffdiver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a shot glass in a martini glass surrounded by whipped cream. One has to try to drink the shot without using his hands. (AKA Blowjob)

I bought my best friend a muffdiver for her birthday at the club.

by ThatGirl85 September 3, 2005

muffdiver

these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.

"I called the scuba school, but they didnt offer any classes for muffdivers..."

by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

muffdiver

ugh.......a muffdiver is a person man or female whome goes down on anothers muff(i.e. pubic bush of hair) and eats out there pussy...usually getting pubs stuck in mouth.....

"OMG,this fucking muffdiver doesn't kno how to give head to save his life!!!"

by Joseph Gomez April 17, 2006

muffdiver

an idiot that comes up with more slang filth than we need, as we all have to much to remember now, without adding more trash to our language.

Like, Duh, I am a Freaking Idiot. I made up a trashy new word. Lets see if all my trashy little friends like it.

Like yeah, I have the mentality of Beavis and Butthead, when I tell my friends that I was with a muffdiver over the weekend.

by StupidPeopleHater January 2, 2008

Muffdiver

Going down on a woman, eating her pussy, licking her out etc.

Hey mate, heard you’re a muffdiver?

Yeah, I eat pussy all the time.

by jackyboy96 March 1, 2018

Buttside-muffdive

buttside-muffdive, is when a woman lays on her belly,side or squatting and the man/woman enters face first from the crack of the butt and commences to lick her pussy.

Jill got into position for John to attempt the infamous buttside-muffdive.

by Dms79 December 12, 2017