mormon pussy

A term used referring to anal sex in SLC. In Salt Lake City a lot of girls, usually Mormons, are under the impression that they will remain a virgin if they have anal sex instead of vaginal intercourse. Thus remaining "pure" in order to be married in a Mormon temple. The logic is a bit screwed but it can be a good time for the fellas in town...

Person 1: So, did you hear "Brittany" isn't a virgin?
Person 2: Of course I heard, I beat her Mormon pussy up for days.
Person 1: Damn, I'll bet she had a hard time sitting down after that.
Person 2: Haha.

by Mawdefy March 19, 2014

The Mormon Riviera

The Orange Coast. This stretches from Huntington to Dana Point. In particular, Newport Beach during the summer is inundated with a Mormon horde, complete with BYU pop-up tents. Meanwhile, any Mormon girl between 18-25 will post a picture on this stretch of beach in a given summer. After all, that one-piece isn’t going to rake in a Marriott School dude if nobody sees it.

(Australian accent) Like the swallows of Capistrano, these Mormons innately return to the Mormon Riviera each year- to bask, attract a mate, tend to their young, and revive their mommy-blogs. The majesty of these creatures.

by AbradolphLincler June 5, 2018

Mormon bomb

The action of sending Mormons to someone's residence by entering their address on the Mormon website to sign them up for a free Book of Mormon and annoying presentation on their doctrines.

I totally Mormon bombed Alden this week, it was hilarious.

by VLuc December 9, 2008

Moron in Chief

Often used informal title used for the self-described highly intelligent genius, the 45th President of the United States.

The press corps fell suddenly silent en masse, as the Moron in Chief once again touted his towering IQ.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019

jack mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but seldom or never practices their religion. Unlike ex-Mormons or anti-Mormons, Jack Mormons usually support the goals and beliefs of the church and maintain friendships with practicing Mormons, but for reasons of their own choose not to attend church services and activities. Jack Mormons may also indulge in activities discouraged by the church, such as drinking alcohol, smoking, and premarital sex.

Jack Mormon equivalents in other religions are "Christmas and Easter Christians" and "Yom Kippur Jews".

Although Tim was a mormon, he did not go to church on Sundays, and enjoyed drinking beer with his friends on weekends. Because of this, his buddies referred to him as a Jack Mormon.

by You Can't Kill the Metal April 23, 2006

Mediocre Mormon

A member of the Mormon religion who goes against the book and behaves in deviant fashion.

Dude 1:Hey man what are you drinking?
Mormon: Jack and Coke.
Dude 1: I thought you were a Mormon?
Mormon: No worries, I am a Mediocre Mormon!

by love me sexay March 11, 2011

Fucking moron

An insult that is used when someone is being really stupid and moronic.

You fucking moron! Fuck you! Fuck your family! Fuck your fucking fucked friends, fucking asshole, dipshit moron, dumbass dickwad fucker! FUCK YOU ALL!

by hanes May 23, 2005