French Monsoon

one who throws up or blows chunks after chugging 1/2 - 3/4 water bottle of vodka

randy: doood just do it real quick
dan: igggt gulp, gulp, gulp.... splattttt
matt:who left a French Monsoon on the carpet from last night.

by dan f June 11, 2006

monsoon season

After a drought, the rainy season comes about. Socially this is also true, in the sense that, after the drought, it's raining bitches n ho's. This season does not follow any particular pattern or mirror typical weather tendencies. It is completely random.

It's monsoon season man you gotta bet big.
During monsoon season one must venture out and experience different avenues on order to truly have a good harvest.

by EFlo March 5, 2015

Monsoon

That one guy from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance that talks about memes.
Also the guy that appears in some revengeance statuses with a song that goes "AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN"
Also, he made a huge statement about memes shaping people and mentioned that religion is a joke and free will doesn't exist? For some reason???

Person 1: Monsoon is such a nice character and his theme is also awesome.
Person 2: Hell yeah buddy.

by solus_mortem June 14, 2022

Monsoon

A guy that can split his body parts into pieces and will kick your ass if you don't know how to Parry

Monsoon: Memes the DNA of the Soul

by Jiixn April 25, 2022

Anal Monsoon

The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.

"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"

"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."

by Shenaniganz13 August 4, 2016

Gorilla Monsoon

When a chubby, hairy man cums on his own stomach, immediately grabs his wife by the back of her neck and nuzzles her nose inside his navel. A form of love abuse.

"Here it comes, oh, here, it comes!!!"

(Grabs her head) "Gorilla Monsoon bitch!!!" (Splat, right into the matted down hairy belly)

by Intangible Mandible January 18, 2016

New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.

I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.

by AustNilo July 31, 2019