muff mist

Like a fine fog when you walk into the real classy strip club.

I can't see charity doing her pole work through this muff mist.

by stalkmaster August 22, 2015

fine red mist

What is left of a human after an encounter with an extremely powerful destructive force (a doomsday device, the RYNO gun, the wrathful glare of a woman scorned).

You should've seen Marsha's face when she caught Bobby with her sister. If looks could kill, Bobby and the sister would both be fine red mist.

by hymnal September 23, 2009

Ride The Mist

Is the feeling of sexual euphoria one experiences during the act of Vaping.

This is the most amazing vape I've ever experienced. That's when you Ride the Mist!

by wizardelite September 18, 2013

Sunshine Mist

Pissing through a window air conditioning unit. The effects after are known as "sunshine Mist". Best when tried in early morning hours.

I pissed through old Ms. Williams unit as she lit a cigarette. Sunshine Mist accomplished.

by Viva Italia April 27, 2007

Shit Mist

That wet air that hits your ass when you flush the toilet while still sitting on it.

"Man I just took a dump. That shit mist felt weird as fuck."

by ShoddyVariety November 2, 2019

Red Mist

A feeling of extreme competitiveness or anger that temporarily clouds one's judgment.

When that guy cut me off, the red mist washed over and all I could think about was catching him.

Put a bunch of buddies on fast bikes and just watch the red mist rise...

by gpTT January 10, 2004

Oregon mist

A very fine mist commonly experienced in Oregon. It's not rain or mist. it's light 100% humidity.

I looked outside and the streets were wet but it didn't look like it was raining. I went for a walk and now I'm wet, must me the Oregon mist.

by bnbmike October 4, 2008