Milford

Milford, Pa is Small Town USA of only 1,200 people. It is located right on the delaware river. Route 209 passes right through milford. Milford is north of Stroudsburg and close to New York City. Suprisingly, Milford has not turned ghetto yet. Milford has that cute, everyone knows everyone, safe, small town feel. There isnt much to Milford except a turkey hill, the dimick inn, and a really good doctor's office. But in general its a nice place.

Some Guy: Hey where do you live?

Guy: Milford

Som Guy: Where?

Exactly

by Bushkill Born May 16, 2009

West Milford

West Milford, an 80+ square mile town in Passaic County,sitting in the "Heart of the Highlands."With mountainous terrain and nearly 40 lakes. This town, most commonly known for its bad reputation, is in fact the home of "Clinton Road".Also home of the Highlands known for "Heroin Hill", yes, Hewitt is referred to as that exactly.But this drug problem is because of the direct route to many cities. It's to be understood that if you grew up in this town, you are forever this town. People here have different personalities, Hick and Guido mix, I know, sounds ridiculous, and it is.. Graduates of WMHS are not all slutty druggy dumb asses but yes, majority are. They know how to have FUN and LOTS of it. But it's been very apparent to me that the families of West Milford are mostly hard working, honest people, many business owners.West Milford attracts Hikers and Bikers alike. Having the beautiful Appalachian Trail in Hewitt makes this town a great place to live for outdoorsy people!Although there are only 2 traffic lights in the town there is no need for anymore than that! Major state highway, Route 23, that winds along its southern boundary, more or less paralleling the Pequannock River, provides its main transportation links to the outside world*Despite its enormous size, West Milford is blessed with a small-town atmosphere and is overall a lovely place to live.The atmosphere is something different, something you may unknowingly become attached to, ask its 26,400 residents.

Wayne resident: "Let's go drive on Clinton Road and see the KKK"
Reply: "That shit's not true, idiot"

West Milford resident: "Are you ready for the Klann meeting tonight?"

LOL, yes, it is true..

by iLoveHewitt August 20, 2012

Milford

–noun
1.
a city in Michigan.
2.
a town that has a gaggle of MILF's

-acronym
1.
MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
2.
MILFORD - Mother I'd Like to Fuck Or Ream Daily.

Chuck: Wow, those MILF's are hot!
Earl: There from Milford, MI.
Chuck: I'd MILFORD any one of them.
Earl: What that mean?
Chuck: Mother I'd Like to Fuck Or Ream Daily.
Earl: Gotcha.

by Datsun 420ZX May 19, 2010

MILFF

Mother I'd like to friend on Facebook. Used when describing an attractive older woman who you're not quite ready to have an intimate relationship with.

"Have you seen Johnny's mom?"
"Dude! She's a MILFF!"

by frank_attack August 7, 2009

West Milford

White Power capital of the world. People can be heard screaming it out windows and throwing busch cans from trucks. Clinton road has nothing to do with this, that shit aint haunted.

Ron:What the hell was that?
Kyle: Just another white power brother in West Milford, spreading the whites.
Ron:White Power feller.

by THEMANNOTINTHEKLAN October 14, 2011

milfotaur

A milfotaur is a female with a child(ren)that is highly fit, displaying a high level of muscularity and hypersexuality. A milfotaur is not unattractive per se, and can still be thought of as hot to some. However a milfotaur will not necessarily fit the expected cultural norms for what a mom should look or act like.

A bodybuilder or fitness girl would be a perfect example of a milfotaur.

by danotaur June 17, 2010

West Milford Vaccum Cleaner

A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.

Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.

Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.

by ThefatkidfromWM March 11, 2010