critical maz

the point of extreme pressure right before ejaculation.

gad damn!open wide bitch*pant*,im at critical maz motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh!

by sleepy bugenbrow May 26, 2008

whippin in the maz

This refers to drivers that own mazda’s. anyone who owns a mazda says whippin in the maz when they’re going somewhere.

Riley: Hey Emma wyd?
Emma: Whippin in the maz
Riley: Same maz gang baby

by poohshiestythatsmydawg May 13, 2021

Mr. Maz

A really nice is a 10th grade science teacher from Washington, United States. Mr. Maz is extremely boring, and a bit suspicious sometimes.

Miley: Ugh I got Mr. Maz as my science teacher. This class will be boring as f**k.
Sam: Yo I just saw Mr. Maz walking climbing out of the french teacher's window!! Wtf was he doing in there?

by Jeb Filling October 29, 2023

pj maz

to be a party animal

"yo man let's go down to the beach and pj maz it up"

by yoyo skittled April 11, 2009

Awesome, Awesome to the Maz

1.When something is really awesome.
2.When something is almost half as awesome as Kid Howren.

Kid Howren is awesome, awesome to the maz.

by KidHowren February 6, 2004

Danger Maz

danger maz is when you want to masturbate but you know someone will be home soon and could possibly catch you in the middle, but you do it anyway.

It can also mean Masturbating somewhere you shouldent be, like in a public toilet or in a church.

1st person: Dude, i had a wicked DANGER MAZ this morning.
2nd person: Why was it danger and not regular?
1st person: it was next to the Babys crib while he was sleeping!
2nd person: yo wtf?

by [SCUM]Taz July 4, 2020

Getting maz'd

Getting maz'd is were one is shot by a fellow noob on a css public server either by or someone equivalent of maz's ability.

Also defind by sniffmikehunt : (a noobish rookie error)

Its 1 vs 1 with nobody else remaining. You shoot him or a noob in the head but they don't die. He sprays at you with his ak waving it around like a tard and gets a random headshot. Everyone on the server errupts with laughter.

"OMG you got maz'd"

hence Getting maz'd

by $hr3dd3r January 1, 2009