Massimo

A mentally unstable paranoid chronically online and maximally narcissistic abusive sociopath and a sadistically vindictive hyper-manipulative chronic masochist as well as a self-serving psychopathic perverted sadist (most likely with a bdsm kink)
Ew, look at Massimo over there! Did you hear what she did to that girl at Disneyland?? He’s so gross no wonder she broke up with him!
by Bananas & Mangos February 10, 2024
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A creepy tall guy, usually pale. Massimo has mental health issues, he spent his childhood and most of his life in torment. Despite is charismatic and empathetic attitude and is beautiful face he is a total psychopath. He is a genius and extremely cunning, don't approach him and don't love him, his only goal is to make you suffer as much as he suffers and he will ruin your life with no hesitation
"You see that creep outta here? Don't be a fool, he is a Massimo, he never learns"
by deathkillergun81 November 23, 2021
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Massimo is just Hard like. Fairplay the women love him. More than any other guy that in in the same room. Great at scrambled eggs. Such a cool dude really. Always ready to give you a good Saturday as well.
1st person - OMG did you see them girls looking over at us.

Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo
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Massimo is the definition of a "Bitch Nigga". If someone is being a bitch nigga one could say that person is being a Massimo.
Oh look that midget over there is a massimo
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sexy , big willy , absolute legend , favourite child , gets women like no tomorrow , good clothing style
Massimo the one with a big willy has some really good dress sense
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He's so rude he must be a Massimo
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Massimo is a nice mother fucker. Massimo is gonna be your main hoe unless you fuck with. Massimo will fuck you up so hard that you can only breath by sucking other peoples dick. Sometimes even though he fucks you up he shoves Mozzarella cheese down your throat.
I can’t breath I need so dick because Massimo fucked me up.
by Bigcock123456 November 22, 2018
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