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mascarification

When it comes to mascara, bigger is best.
“I can still see,” Abra.K.Dabra complained, their eyes atwinkle. “Pass me over the Vegan Volume—stepping out to Club Bahia tonight. I need mascarification – I’d rather be a blind girl, as Etta James had it."
"That was a century ago, said Fifi. "Nude eyes are the thing now."

“I saw Beatrice at Turandot but I didn’t recognize her,” said Extra Ernie. “It looked like two tarantulas had landed on a marshmallow. Then I knew her from her knobby knees and flat chest and remembered how deep she was into mascarification.”
by Hifalutin! March 8, 2022
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Massagin'

Dr. Scholl's new insole
C00 dude: "You massagin'?"
Unl33t n00b: "No, I'm just going OOOOh, AHH like you guys!... What?"
by Dr. Scholl July 17, 2004
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morgan massaro

the most beautiful creature that has ever been created. She has the best personality and is quite friendly once you get to meet her. But.. don't get on her bad side. This beautiful blossom might seem nice on the outside but the inside she has a temper that will make valcanoes and tsunamis erupt. But she is the most loving, compassionate girlfriend anyone could possibly have. There can't be more than one Morgan Massaro in the whole world.
by -Brent:) January 8, 2011
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Mansarino

To own something small and slighly pathetic.
You should have seen that porno, he was talking the talking and walking the walk, but as soon as he whipped out his Crunné on it was Mansarino, she didn't know whether to stick a cocktail stick through it or suck it.

My car is Mansarino, it broke down 8 times on the way to Andorra.
by Daz September 22, 2004
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Massaro

A person, usually male, who is physically unable to have sexual intercourse
Did you hear about Dan last night? He totally pulled a Massaro!
by Perivail May 31, 2020
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Facebook Massacring

When people create their own conversations amoungst you're profile eg status updates, and has nothing to do with it.
we are totally facebook massacring Tracey's status right now
by Tinkrbelle August 6, 2010
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massavive

adj.(?)
Very large in relation to terrorism as seen through the eyes of a paranoid schizophrenic.
(Yet another retarded thing Rich says when he means something in English.)
"but anyways its happening bro< masss murder< terrorist armys in every city< MASSAVIVE home breakins"
by AndiPants June 22, 2006
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