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Has hair and personality reminiscent of bad gravy, bland and flavorless. Arrogance that is backed up, but arrogance nonetheless. Gravy is only seasonal, like his personality.
Person A: I hear that Markus is really good at clarinet!
Person B: Yeah, but don't tell him that or you'll never hear the end of it.
Markus by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018
An idiotic looser, who likes to skip class.
Fuck Markus
Markus by The Lover Of Markus October 15, 2021
a markus is the biggest shagger in town. he shaggs so much and would probaly float on water becasue he is so shaggy. markus is the biggest shagger you will ever see.
markus is the biggest shagger in town
markus by konsky March 16, 2019
boy: “dude did you see that new markus kid?”
boy 2:”yeah i heard he’s a real asshole.”
markus by habsgsisnvzusjs sshs sh February 18, 2019
Markus means "small penis" in EVERY country in the world. The name markus is also very gay.
Guy 1: Eyy dude do you want a "Markus" up yo ass?

Guy 2: Yeah sure
Markus by Max "Big Penis" December 14, 2016