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Marion High School

A secondary school based in Marion, Illinois. Though many high schools place the athletic stars at the top of the hierarchy, it is actually the semi-wealthy aspiring to be lawyers or physicians like their parents that have the most influence, being able to purchase the most alcohol and speak without a drawl. Features a horrendous drop-out rate, an undue inflated sense of ego, and a vicious rivalry with Herrin High School. The school colors are blue and gold and the mascot is a wildcat; the theme seems to be "generic."
"I went to Marion High School."

"Oh, so you're either rich or a dropout?"

"Both, actually. Who needs school when your dad owns a dealership?"

" . . . "
by Strawberry ShortCult October 18, 2008
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Marion Berry

Probably a real person, but maybe not. Seems to get confused with Marion Barry (yes, that's with an "A"), former mayor of Washington D.C. who was caught smoking crack in a hotel room. He was later re-elected to a second term.
Marion Berry wasn't as bad as Marion Barry.
by Farnsworth Gordon September 17, 2004
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Marion Massage

The act of a man massaging a woman's butthole until a turd falls out. The poop is then transferred to the woman's hand, and then the woman massages it into the man's butthole. Named after Marion, Ohio.
Steve: So what'd you and Lexie do last night?
Jim: Marion Massage
Steve: Lucky guy!
by convojake February 23, 2011
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Marion Barry

The best mayor ever. He was a former mayor of Washington DC that got caught with crack and prostitutes. The result was 10 counts of misdemeanor drug possession but the charges were reduced. Today (2008), Barry serves on the Council of the District of Columbia, representing Ward Eight, which comprises Anacostia, Congress Heights, Washington Highlands and other neighborhoods. Ironically, these areas are some of the most violent areas in the District of Columbia. I really like that guy.
(Guy 1) I like our new mayor.

(Guy 2) Marion Barry was so much better...
by king jjooe11 August 1, 2008
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marion berry

The former Mayor of Washington, DC, who was arrested for smoking crack. After he did jail time, he was re-eleceted!

A total disgrace of a mayor.
"How can you tell your kids to not get high when the mayor's on crack? 'Don't get high! You won't be nothin'!' 'I could be mayor!'" -- Chris Rock
by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004
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marion jones

Someone who screwed over other female sprinters who played by the rules who tried to get on the U. S. 2000 and 2004 Olympic teams by using the clear in an attempt to win five gold medals. She also holds Belizean citizenship and could very easily have attempted to win only one medal for Belize without needing to dope. She not only screwed over female American 100m and 200m sprinters and long jumpers who played by the rules, but also all of the other women on the U. S. 4X100m and 4X400m relays who also had to surrender their bronze and gold medals, respectively, none of them having juiced. After having lost all her money and endorsements and having committed check fraud, it is unclear how she will be able to get even a job at McDonald's handing out fries, since McDonald's sponsors the U. S. Olympic Team. Verb: To obtain by cheating large amounts of assets and prestige as an athlete, only to lose it all in a series of scandals and crime.
If I were either of Marion Jones' two sons, I would refuse to celebrate Mother's Day, given that everyone would know what Mom had done.
by terrible jogger January 12, 2009
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Marion, Illinois

Home to the MHS Wildcats and the SI Miners, this overly-pretentious small town has been dubbed the "Hub of the Universe" by its aged mayor of 51 years. Sadly, this town has very little to offer in the form of entertainment, usually causing the youth to resort to drinking, drugs, or street racing. The best parts of the town include the Carnegie Library, Joe's Records, and the occasional weekend night spent at Marion Lake (ask a local about it's location).
Guy #1: "Hey man! Wanna go to Marion, Illinois this weekend?!?"
Guy #2: "Hell no! Why would we do that unless we're getting wasted or street racing?!?"
Guy #1: "Oh yeah, I totally forgot"
by nicktherushnut January 28, 2014
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