Malachi

Malachi and really cute guy! He is so freaking polite it knocks you out of the ballpark! He always says the sweetest things! Like I love you with every breath I take and I prayed for you to be my girlfriend! He really knows how to steal a girls heart! So ladies/guys go find you a Malachi! You won’t regret it!

Girl 1: Dangg girl you are so lucky wish I had a Malachi Malachi’s Girlfriend: Awe thank you! **secretly inside she knows she is**

by Your_mommmmm November 15, 2019

Malachi

A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.

Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.

by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010

Malphite

A champion used by 5 year olds who can't deal with losing

Malphite player: You suck dude I totally would've won that round if I ACTUALLY tried
B:Nigga your KDA was 0/8

by big_benis_nibba July 23, 2019

Malachisexual

Being sexually attracted to Malachi

Love you babe

Damn that guy Malachi is hot as shit, might go malachisexual

by Potatochipeater January 14, 2021

MALACHI

Malachi most often a black male with the most drip of all. His bbc get him all the girls.

Omg is that malachi? I want his bbc soooo bad.
Omg is that Malachi Tori is sooo into him and shes bi!

by Tori_wants_your_bbc April 13, 2020

MaLachi’e

A immortal genius with a good heart

MaLachi’e is the best person to be around and always puts a smile on your face no matter what

by Malachos October 22, 2020

malachaisexual

Only being attracted to Malachai Parker from The Vampire Diaries.

friend: hey what’s your sexuality?
me: oh I’m malachaisexual.

by tvdkaiobsessed December 30, 2020