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purple majesty

A variety of potatoes but also a slang term for external male genitalia
Ex1: I had purple potatoes for tea, they were called purple majesty

Girl: he presented me with his penis, it was a purple majesty
by hshsjdijaNkhsskkaa November 7, 2013
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Sebastian Majsa

A super tall giraffe dood who loves Spanish class. He also has an epic gaming pc making him an epic gamer. His favorite game is Fork knife. He swims but that is not epic....
Go to Sebastian Majsa’s house to steal his money.
by JohnnyAppleSeedGamer January 24, 2019
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Ejaculus Majestica

Written in the scriptures for millennium and only spoken of in hushed tones. Hidden behind a secret library bookcase door, is a room that fulfils your every sexual desire and fantasy. The room only reveals itself to the most sexually deprived individuals.
I found the key boys! The key to EJACULUS MAJESTICA!
by Patty Trills March 11, 2022
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Majestic Seabass

A sexual act consisting of allowing Ryan Simpson to oil up your body and striking you violently with his penis.

The Majestic Seabass is a sexual maneuver performed originally by Ryan Simpson. However, it has been widely recognized by popular trend to still currently only be performed by Ryan Simpson. A Majestic Seabass must always be capitalized by written text because it is a proper name for Ryan Simpson's genatalia. To render the letters lower-case is a vile act of degradation to Ryan Simpson's cock. The Majestic Seabass is an act of gratification and pleasure only given to the performer and not the receiver. Receivers of the Majestic Seabass may end up smelling like fish because of the popularly recognized rumor that Ryan Simpson's penis smells like fish - and arguably: Seabass. With a penis that smells like Seabass and a name like 'Majestic Seabass', how can one go wrong?
Adelle: Oh, well, hello. What brings you to my bedroom at such a quaint time?

Joseph: Oh, nothing, my dear. Fancy meeting you here.

Adelle: Your sentiments have been reciprocated dear friend. Would you mind majestically seabassing me all over?

Joseph: You have tarnished the good name of the Majestic Seabass by speaking it in lower case! May the power of Majestic Seabass compel you!! *buffets Adelle with penis after oiling her up*
Now, would you like a sloppy falafel?
by Ralphyy Ashinn November 10, 2010
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Ava Majury

Tiktok star and most perfect woman on earth.
"They said perfection didn't exist, then Ava Majury appeared on my fyp"
by Wombleite March 18, 2022
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Majumdar

Your wingman and smartest friend. Someone who offers incredibly detailed and poignent advice about what you should do to be even more awesome than you already are, because you are awesome. Majumdar totally agrees that you're awesome. Totally. Also he'll help you make a good salad or defeat rivals. Basically, with the aid of Majumdar you can't die, and he can't die. Awesome. Totally.
Perhaps a friend of yours: "I can't believe George Bush was president for eight years!"

Perhaps another friend of yours: "It's not that surprising considering his Majumdar was Karl Rove."

Perhaps yet another friend of yours: "I approve of your conversation gents!"
by Fr. Buddy Mcfun February 17, 2010
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Majesticity

Used to describe how majestic something is when the speaker's goal is to sound high class.
The majesticity of the mountains was to much for the hiker to handle.
by PrimetimeCJR August 31, 2013
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