Hamilton ma is an entirely white, rich, preppy town in Massachusetts. The town is full of manicured mansions, German and Italian cars and housewife’s that look like a burnt Barbie doll. The impeccable school system is envied by every other town though they are unaware of the constant inner turmoil. The kids are extremely cliquey consisting of the popular group, the the weird outcasts that no one knows. The adults in the town are absolutely relentless, they will yell out at town meetings, yell at the school administrators and threaten people with their lawyers or just run them out of the town. The tax rate is the highest in the state and people expect everything to be catered to them due to this.
The schools team name is the “generals” and they are know for extremely high achieving teams that win state championships and teams that will not win a single game. The students section is full of insane teenagers who are relentless at making fun of the other team. These same high schoolers are responsible for half the car crashes in the state as they drive with intent to harm. The school has to have police officers and staff direct traffic so these hyenas don’t kill anyone else. They know if they get in trouble daddy will just buy them a new Audi.
If you didn’t read all of the above, this will sum of Hamilton for you… We have street crossing buttons at horse rider height so the person doesn’t have to get off the horse to cross the street.
The schools team name is the “generals” and they are know for extremely high achieving teams that win state championships and teams that will not win a single game. The students section is full of insane teenagers who are relentless at making fun of the other team. These same high schoolers are responsible for half the car crashes in the state as they drive with intent to harm. The school has to have police officers and staff direct traffic so these hyenas don’t kill anyone else. They know if they get in trouble daddy will just buy them a new Audi.
If you didn’t read all of the above, this will sum of Hamilton for you… We have street crossing buttons at horse rider height so the person doesn’t have to get off the horse to cross the street.
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Hanover, MA is a town filled with dumbasses. Though there are a few rare exceptions, Hanoverian's have been somehow able to live amongst each other willingly for ever. Upon getting your license the average HHS 16 yr old gets a car nicer than most of your parents drive, which they will proceed to crash within three weeks of being able to drive. although they will not receive punishment because everyone in Hanover is somehow related to someone somewhere that ends up clearing their name. Everyone who graduates from Hanover High, who was on the football or field hockey team, never leaves Hanover. They are what we call "Stuck in High School", in fact even several years after graduation you will still find several of our football stars at the junior and senior prom. You'll also find them working at Shaw's, Sears, Go-Go's, and you can count on the best looking under aged and college drop outs, will be working at Mary Lou's. The pathetic truth is that their pampered lifestyles and lack of common sense, lands most all of it's unworthy inhabitants filled with even more love for this rather unrealistic lifestyle. On average 85% of HHS graduates end up back at home with their parents, just chillin with their high school pals. This disturbing suburbia is a black hole in mass, that should be removed, although if you ever visit, no one will agree because most everyone believes that Hanover is Heaven. Don't let the beautiful homes, and beautiful people distract you, Hanover is a shit hole.
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Get the Hanover, Ma mug.A little town in Western Massachusetts. Sitting right in between Northampton and Whately, it is home to the Smith Academy Falcons, corn/tabacco/potato fields, plenty of cows, and the Sofia Smith House. Rival high school to Hopkins Acadmey in Hadley Mass.
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