T.M.O.C.

True Meaning of Christmas - inserting strands of decorative lights into your anal cavity, then inserting a lidless glass jar(as large as possible) mouth-side open towards the anus, turning on the lights, then standing up(as much as possible) and "birthing" the lights back into the jar, and(if successful) using extension cords to show everyone your accomplishment

Gary ate nothing but asparagus all day, so when the jar broke, his green feces mixed with the red blood and made for the best T.M.O.C. ever.

by Protatoes January 18, 2018

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

O.M.A.

Oh My Allah, what a muslim says. A variation of O.M.G., Oh My God.

Akmed screamed " O.M.A." as he suddenly found himself amid thousands of christians.

by jpg3 January 7, 2012

s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".

Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.

by Redlline November 28, 2016

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l: I just want you to b with me for the rest of my life

Sophie:i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE

by Hiiits me the girl who loves u November 16, 2020

The M.O'Connor Triangle

A dating preference in which a man has three options simultaneously. These Consist of one woman that he's been dating for a while, and about to end a relationship with. The second one he's been dating for a shorter time, and everything is going well. The third and final one is just starting out, and beginning to blossom. And Tah Dah! The M.O'Connor triangle.

John: Three girls at once man?

Ryan: Yeah, the M.O'Connor triangle.

by BigLoonadoon June 8, 2009

B.O.M.D

B.O.M.D means boy of my dreams its a reference to clairo’s song, B.O.M.D its self explanatory.

Girl 1: “Hey look he’s the guy who hmu”
Girl 2: “No way!”
Girl 1: “He’s the B.O.M.D”

by peachyeraser June 30, 2018