lurch

a person that creeps on his or her significant other on social networking websites to check for any irregularities such as cheating, flirting and other things.

Ex.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: You're such a lurch.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I was lurching your tumblr.

by asianbarbie August 21, 2011

lurch

to unintentionally accelerate an object or one's self causing major wreckage to the object or self

The S4 just decided to lurch toward a curb/tree and now it's completely totaled

by Thrilla from Manila January 23, 2008

Lurf

Lurf ,
A term used by cannabis growers to describe a bad harvest that is more leafs than bud........Leaf-Lurf

JOHN _ Hey , how was Jeffs harvest ?
SMITH--Pretty bad , it was all Lurf , he will be lucky to get $2000 per pound for it.

by J. Waterweight May 1, 2011

Lurch

Nickname on Twitter for U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry.

Lurch says there is proof WMD Sarin Gas was used in Syria.

by Schnikel Fritz September 1, 2013

Lurchable

A person or future "target" for fun who is beyond ugly and would never be suitable for any member of society not named Lurch. This person is usually greater than 250 lbs and features a face that makes you want to claw your eyes out.

Person 1: Hey, check out that hottie over there (in jest).
Person 2: Christ, Why did you do that to me? Damn, she is horrendous, like a cat pissed on a person's soul and thats what it projected. Damn, why did you do that to me???
Person 3: Isn't your name Lurch? She is totally Lurchable

by Kappa Sig Alpha Gamma February 10, 2007

lurched

To fart, bust ass. Origins of the word come from the usual long, low pitched response the character "Lurch" would make from the TV show Addams Family.

John: What was that noise?

Mary: Oh that? I Lurched.

by goodbilly2 January 4, 2009

lurch

The physical motion whereby it is attempted by an individual, usually labouring under excessive intoxication, to forcefully lock lips with an unsuspecting female. The gesture is usually initiated from a considerable distance so as to take the victim by surprise.

Andrew: 'Dude did you see David lurch all those girls at the ball on Friday?'
Jack: 'Yeah I felt so sorry for them - heaps were crying after it'

by JTrain101 August 11, 2012