lumbering

To jack off really hard. So hard, in fact, you will be cumming til the morning.

guy 1: was that you lumbering last night?

guy 2: yes. so fucking hard to my cousin!

guy 1: wtf

by a real NlGGA August 10, 2017

Lamberto

Spanish Lambert And Butler

Im Off For A Lamberto

by Mr Lamberto and butlero February 28, 2010

Lumberdog

(n. Lumber·dog, Vulgar Slang)
1. The anus.
2. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
3. The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area.

(adj. lumberdog·er, Vulgar Slang)
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
2. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
3. A man who enjoys homosexual pitching and catching with FXjohn.
4. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of loumaggers.

That guy is a lumberdoger, he likes to like the assholes of other men.

by survivalist11 March 28, 2009

lamberting

the art of growing a supreme mullet, wearing a Dale Earnhardt earring and wearing jorts.

Dude, why did you come dressed like that to my party?

Come on man, I just felt like lamberting!

by datdude84 December 27, 2011

lumbersnack

A woman shits out a (log) onto the shaft of a man's erect penis. She then proceeds to give the man oral sex. She is eating a log on wood, hence, lumbersnack.

Hello Ladies, you hungry? How about a lumbersnack?

by DetrimentToSociety April 12, 2009

Lumberporn

Lumber Porn is a slang term for porn in the forest. Most times occouring between two sequested lumber jacks. It is one of the most sickening acts ever commited between two big men in flanel.

One time I thought I spotted off in the distant wood, and large creature I had mistaken for a sasquach. But no, lo and behold it was two sequested lumberjacks bumpin beaver.

by Phox April 23, 2004

Lumberloon

A very unskillful deck but can be skillful if there are actually defense cards like a a tower and cycle cards

Person: I use lumberloon
Other person: what a fag
Person: no no, I actually have defense cards
Other person: oh nvm that actually takes skill, unlike pekka bridgespam

by Rjdjjejdnndjs May 24, 2022