Lowell Indiana is a great town for your typical old fat scum republican farmer. Everyone in the town that is not white or straight gets pissed on and called a stupid liberal. There are corn fields for miles and lots of Diesel trucks that cause global warming. All the kids who go to the school are lowlife druggies who think juuling is a great alternative for cigarettes. All of them will be working at Walmart and they will say they’re assistant manager and think they’re cool. In conclusion, do not come to Lowell Indiana unless you’re conservatives and don’t care about anyone else.
Dave: Wow Sandy! I haven’t seen one yard without a Trump sign!
Sandy: Dave, pay attention to the road, we have an NRA party in Lowell Indiana we need to get to.
Sandy: Dave, pay attention to the road, we have an NRA party in Lowell Indiana we need to get to.
by liberalgirl2016 October 15, 2018
n.1. a boy ......we think 3. we cant think of 2 v. 1. telling gus and frank to meet him at the pavillion to annouce hes gay 3. disregade all of the above
i forgot two......again
i forgot two......again
by ittdippskittledipp August 10, 2003
When you rob a grave that is at least 100 years old, and then use the pelvis of the corpse as a dildo while rolling in a mud puddle.
by GreenFootCheese69 December 2, 2021
Get the Eli Lowell mug.
A high school located in San Francisco, CA. Academically, it is the best public high school in San Francisco, and one of the best public high schools in the country. Offering several A.P classes, the students have a reputation for being studious and competitive. Although there are all kinds of students at Lowell, suffice it to say that most are very much focused.
Jon: I'm taking 5 A.P classes! I can't go out this weekend...
Kevin: That's what you get for gong to Lowell...
Jon: At least I may get into Berkeley or Harvard.
Kevin: That's what you get for gong to Lowell...
Jon: At least I may get into Berkeley or Harvard.
by TheOneFromLowell August 5, 2005
A Nazi high school in San Francisco full of Asians. Mostly Chinese who cry when they get the first F of their life on a math test that they should be taking in college. Hated by every other school in San Francisco because it owns every other school in sports. Has about 4 black people per grade, at least 2 of them half something else. If you go to Lowell High School, you don't go a day without hearing "I can't I gotta study for my Chinese test!" Yet even through all the torture and pain of getting a B to get into Berkley they say you have a better chance to get into a school like that. Also if you can not solve a Rubiks Cube under 5 minutes you should not being going to Lowell HS.
If you go to LHS, you have urges to:
1. Correct misspelled words in the bathroom stalls.
2. Sit in your room on the computer for about half the day to all day.
3. Do what you are doing right now
4. Have Yellow Fever
5. Know Mr. Axt is older then the school itself.
If you go to LHS, you have urges to:
1. Correct misspelled words in the bathroom stalls.
2. Sit in your room on the computer for about half the day to all day.
3. Do what you are doing right now
4. Have Yellow Fever
5. Know Mr. Axt is older then the school itself.
Non-Lowell kid: Dude you going to that awesome party tonight
Lowell High School kid: No I got to study for my Chinese test tomorrow.
Non-Lowell kid: But you had one 3 times this week.
Lowell High School Kid: I know! I got lucky this week!
Lowell High School kid: No I got to study for my Chinese test tomorrow.
Non-Lowell kid: But you had one 3 times this week.
Lowell High School Kid: I know! I got lucky this week!
by SayAnything_ButThat July 11, 2008
a place full of arrogant immature people. the freshman are annoying, no one pays attention to sophomores, juniors are just there, and seniors think they're the shit. people either try too hard to stand out or too hard to fit in. there's a fight happening at least once a week due to all the stupid drama about this girl fucking this girls boyfriend. about 83% of kids tried/do mary jane. of that 83%, like 20% do some other shit like coke or steroids. most if not all the guys think they're from east chicago and like to dress up as a gangster, thinkin' they're tough shit, even if there is corn for miles and are no where near the ghetto. we're best know for the football team of jackasses who think they're so cool but in reality they're just really selfish dicks. the cheerleaders think they're the best goddamned thing that's ever walked the planet. everyone is just tryna one up everyone to be the best and do whatever the cool thing is to do. basically, the guys are assholes, the girls are sluts, & most teachers are dumb.
'nuff said.
'nuff said.
dude: "yo bro, i'm moving to lowell, so i'll have to go to lowell high school."
other dude: "sucks for you. that school is full of fake ass bitches and arrogant bastards."
dude: "fuck."
other dude: "sucks for you. that school is full of fake ass bitches and arrogant bastards."
dude: "fuck."
by kkkkkdawgggggg January 20, 2011