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loser limousine

A Greyhound bus or a city bus, particularly in those U.S. cities where public transit is not popular, and where many of its riders are parolees, wear eye patches, stink, or have IQs under 80. A mobile Jerry Springer Show.
I got a DUI and lost my license, so now I have to take the loser limousine.
by Rex Rowland April 3, 2011
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Loserbitch

One word: LOSERBITCH. The worst person. Generally useless, wasteful, irrelevant, and inappropriate in every situation.
"So Loserbitch stole a bownie from work and got fired."
by britney.spears October 2, 2009
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Loner

The Loner is a quiet creature. It has no one natural habitat, but is found usually on its own in a quiet place. The Loner is a solitary creature; the human counterpart to the Lone Wolf. Loners are subtle and charming, however they usually tend to be single simply because being a Loner mostly means that one does not have the care for another person or a group of friends. The Loner is rarely seen with more than 3 people at any time unless at a concert, dance, or other social gathering. Loners are usually very kind, as what small amounts of contact they have with others means a lot to them. The Loner doesn't rely on other people to define their existance. Things like school drama pose little more than entertainment to the Loner. Loners don't rely on others, and as a result are completely self-sufficient and know how to not look like a friendless loser when confronted with a situation with no friends around. Loners can be one's lifelong friend, voice of reason, and an all-around great person if someone took the few seconds and tried to be worthy of a Loner's precious time.
Cass: "Ooh, look, it's Chris...He's a bit of a Loner, don't you think?
Jen: "I think his way of doing his own thing makes him seem deep and not so average-douchebagish.."

Chris: *Keeps walking, totally keeping swag and solitude to the max, flashing a charming smile* "Hey."
by Bass_Drop_Biatch October 28, 2011
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loser's lunch

Bologna on hand. A piece of lunch meat eaten by itself because you are a poor loser and have no bread.

Originated by Metallica in the early 80's, when they lived in their practice space, before they had any money.
No bread, just balogna. Looks like loser's lunch again.
by Withstand December 13, 2005
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loner

A loner is a person who doesn't need any friends but often feels like he or she should because it's "normal" by the standards set arount him/her. Any social contact feels like a burden and is likely to be avoided at any time. A loner is not an asocial character and can be very entertaining in a group he or she feels comfortable in. The loner is very picky in his or her friends and does not trust people very easily, the people that he or she trusts are often liftime companions and are often the best of friends a person can have.
At work a loner is not always looked at as an loner as long as he or she is feeling happy about his or her job and often communicates with others very easily. The only problem comes to mind when those he or she works with want to become a social figure outside the work area, the loner usualy avoids contacts outside the work area.
When a loner finds a companion he or she loves intimate that person becomes a trustee and the loner tries to hold on to this relationship as long as possible.
My life as a Loner.
In my life so far I only felt in love once (im 28 right now) I met her at my job during the holidays, it was very hard for me to make contact with her. I was so afraid she would not like me and before I made any move whatsoever I needed to now if she liked me too. Luckily for me we had time to get to know each other and my selfconfidence grew by the days we worked together. One particular day I found the courage and asked her out for a date, she accepted and that led to a 3 year relationship.
We broke up 3 years ago and I felt betrayed and still feel like this to this day, but in my hart I know it's just me who's in the wrong.
by MKCoev February 23, 2008
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loner

someone who doesn't need other people around them to validate there own existence.
if i cared what they thought, i would talk to them to reinforce their concept of reality.
by Truth Amongst Lies January 2, 2005
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Trump Loser

To baselessly and incoherently complain to a higher authority over an unfavourable outcome.
Dude, did you see that point guard having a sad to the ref after the game? Yeah, what a Trump Loser.
by somerandomsomewhere November 5, 2020
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