lombard, IL

A small town outside of chicago. Although there are ALOT of drugies and sluts in lombard,those people dont matter, and they are to be ignored. it has much more character than the towns surrounding it. Glenbard East ( a highschool in Lombard) music won 2 grammys, the marching band is a pride of Illinois and is praised in the daily herold constantly. the poms always take first in state. Last year the volley ball team was first in the division and took 3rd in state. Last year 5 of students from the art department recieved awards of honorable mention and a first place competing against college level students, at a college. lilatia park is one of the most beautiful parks around, people from all over the state come to look at it. Our lilac parade is quite wonderful as well, another attraction not other towns can boast about.

ordinary kid:where are you from
lombard kid: Lombard, IL
ordinary kid: wow you're lucky, everything's so ordinary in my town.

by thelooser1 November 9, 2007

Lombard Sneeze

A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.

That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.

by Oaksbrett July 12, 2015

Lombardi

To walk off the football field without shaking hands with the opponent

Man that was a tough loss but did you see the way Cirri Lombardied Gary and Kenny

by Joesig October 6, 2018

Vince Lombardi

When you stretch the skin of your scrotum over a girls chin. Similar to the old worn chinstrap on those old leather football helmets

When I gave her a Vince Lombardi, my sack turned blue for a week.

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

lombardino

1. a word that refers to a lumber jack, bar, or dinosaur

2. a shout that a descendant of the lombards uses when in a moment of extreme ecstacy

1. "Last night, the lombardinos were tired so we went to the lombardino and got so drunk we saw a lombardino!!"

2. "Ohhhh, Ohhhhh, LOMBARDINO!!"

by Steven Lansing January 30, 2008

lombardi's ass

when people toast heartily to crack their beer bottles drink the beer down liberally enough to cut up their lips and produce a likeness to vince lombardi's ass since he shits glass like a true football leader

the packers fans felt the only way to emulate greatness was to perform a lombardi's ass .

by ricodecancero January 9, 2010

Lombardi catch

The counter move of the Lombardi Slap. This happens by opening your mouth and "catching" the penis of the one wishing to Lombardi Slap you.

"Dave just tried to Lombardi Slap me so I used the Lombardi Catch"

"Gross"

"Excuse me' I have to go brush my teeth"

by BoroKid September 4, 2004