lollergate

The funniest scandal in American history. Also a famously hilarious hotel in Washington, D.C.

Aide: Sir, we're all set to spy on the Democrats at the Lollergate Hotel.
Nixon: OMGWTFBBQ! We @m winnar!
Aide: Sir... What if this goes wrong? You could be impeached!
Nixon: Nevar! Mwa! Teh Amerikan peepols luv me! Lollergate will be teh downfall uv teh Dems!

by lawlstothewall October 1, 2007

Literate Spam Guild

The Literate Spam Guild (LSG) of GaiaOnline is the largest guild of purely literate members, although due to internet memes, mostly from 4chan, the literacy rate has gone down slightly. The Captain of this guild is Anthropomorphic Bean Cake, with Ythan II (After his main account was perma-banned) as the Vice Captain. It was established Monday, May 30, 2005 at 9:37 PM Central Time.

Noob: i wnt 2 join the LSG!
Literate Spam Guild Member: NO WAY, NOOB.

by Dirtay Emo Bunny December 8, 2007

literate (noun)

How *well* you know a language, could be in terms of grammar, spelling, vocabulary, or punctuation.

Guy1: "1800s Americans were more literate (noun) than today's Americans."
Guy2: "Is that really true?"
Guy1: "Yeah, you can look it up pretty easily."

by slightly dirty handle February 29, 2024

Literate

A synonym to 'Write'.

(Lit-er-ate-

I don't draw, I scribble.
I don't breathe, I inhale.
I don't write, I literate.

by Cozmicrealities April 9, 2024

e-literate

computer illiterate

that old guy is completely e-literate

by The Options June 26, 2008

Socially and Culturally Literate

An individual with a sense of personal, social and cultural identity.

Mr Mtashar’s 2018 year 12 Society and Culture class are very socially and culturally literate.

by raysif September 6, 2018