Lockdown Layer

The unmistakable layer of fat around ones stomach, bum, hips and chin that has grown as a result staying inside and eating all the things during lockdown

I need to start a diet and get rid of this lockdown layer

by Pinkpenguin88 June 6, 2020

Lockdown John

During the years of 2019-2021, COVID Lockdowns were a constant. Working from home, home schooling and minimal interactions with others led to the development of many personality phenomena. One of these was the "Lockdown John" syndrome or as it was know more colloquially "The Toey Stin"

A person suffering from 'LJ' or 'TTS' would turn any group message, irrespective of pipe (WhatsApp, Messenger, ICQ, iMessage, Yahoo!) into a sexually driven narrative, most commonly of the homosexual orientation.

Matthew B: Hey everyone, how was church reading this week?

Lockdown John: I'll read your anus with no lube if you're not careful !

Sean W: I've done some analysis on the basketball game lads, very interesting

Lockdown John: I'll give you ANAL you toey runt!

by Jonothan Isaac December 1, 2021

Media Lockdown

The period of time from when you turn your Mobile Phone, radio, TV and Laptop off and try to avoid all forms of Media before you manage to get home and watch the Sports game you recorded earlier in the day.

Richard "Hey, Charlie Bruv... Media Lockdown on Wednesday for the England game i'm recording?"

Charlie "AAAAH FACK YEH!!!"

by Unclerico1979 June 19, 2010

Wuhan lockdown

A measure that actually fucking worked

Hey wanna hear a joke? Trump actually cares enough to implement a Wuhan lockdown.

by 1600SAT4.0gpaCommunitycollege? March 24, 2020

white boy lockdown radio

A YouTuber who is well known for his coverage on the Gabby Petito case. He spends a lot of time helping his community, and helping motivate at risk youths to do better in life. White Boy Lockdown Radio is also known for working out, his very toned body, and is a very attractive man.

Did you see White Boy Lockdown Radio today? He is looking very handsome.

White Boy lockdown Radio did a great job with Gabby Petitos memorial!

by Layla Destiny April 3, 2023

lockdown nazi

The kind of person who takes great delight and pleasure in enforcing other people's social distancing or berating them for not fully following the rules. Lockdown Nazi's are often also out and about witnessing said transgressions, often adding to the problem.

Phil witnessed 10 examples of people standing closer than 2m whilst he was out on his walk. He was sure to shout at all of them to remind them how much of a better lockdown nazi he was than them.

by GrumbleStiltskins May 21, 2020

LockDown Browser

To think that everything is bulletproof without a single doubt. Lockdown Browser was thought to prevent students from cheating while taking an online test. Powerfully, virtually every individuals who live in the U.S. owns a digital camera. Next, we all can film all the test questions. Although Lockdown browser can be used for Mastering Chemistry, Math Compass, and other shit, IT proudly became gay and manipulate and directed the algorithm to only D2L. To simplify, the term Lockdown Browser can be use for someone who thinks he/she has hope, but his/her hopes always shatter in tragedy.

Emo: I think I'm going to pass Calculus and Spanish with an A. I'm so happy that I'm going to cut my sad long hair.
Balla: Quit being a Lockdown Browser, you failed all your test and expect to pull off an A in those courses? Why don't you get your mom dildo out of your dickhole ya faggot.
Emo (singing): "Cut my wrist and black my eyes."

by BenchMax345 February 7, 2008