anal linguist

Someone who talks out their ass. Full of shit.

The anal linguist had nothing important to say.

by PauliePoo June 1, 2006

linguistic alchemy

The art of BSing and sounding very intelligent

Considering getting my requisitional conjunctive archives being published in the foreseeable future. However, having difficulty trying to explain to the publishers just what the archive of conjunctive historical values around linguistic alchemy and other concepts as well as past and possible future policies actually is about!

by Superbot1106 July 7, 2011

Linguinist Church

A religious counterpart to the newly formed pastafareinites(pastafareinism is not to be confused with Pastafarianism, even though they both worship the flying spaghetti monster) While pastafareinites are known for their moral indifference, linguinists are pure evil. Linguinists enjoy punching babies, kicking puppies, and playing wii fit. Linguinist are completly antisocial and only come out at night to steal linguine from Jewel Osco. They later use this for sacrificial rituals to the Great Linguine God. Linguinists also bathe in alfredo sauce.

Jack: Oh my god, who the hell is that freak????
Jill: Oh no. . . he's with the Linguinist Church!!! Quick hide the alfredo!

by Gherolinkinpark May 3, 2009

linguidiot

An individual who promotes idiostics.

The rise of Internet communications has led to a rise in poor grammar, spelling, and punctuation, along with a rise in ad-hoc fad-based portmanteaus, such as Brangolina. Linguidiot is a portmanteau mocking both the overuse of portmanteaus and people with exceptionally poor grasp of writing constructs. It combines linguistics (the science of language) and idiot (severe retardation).

Some linguistic offenders prefer to respond by further highlighting their ignorance, using responses such as Grammar Nazi.

Originally coined April 3, 2013 by Gregory S. of Florida.

Bob: Ur l8me to.

Fred: Way to go, linguidiot! You make yourself look like you have no ability to learn and apply details.

Bob: grammar nazi

Fred: (roll eyes) You're using the wrong words (too, not to) and can't spell! That's not even grammar!

by ChuckerGreg April 3, 2013

Linguini with Clam Sauce

When a girl gives you head after having been in her pussy.

I gave her the Linguini with clam sauce after fucking her.

by J31 March 3, 2014

linguistically challenged

Dumb as fuck when it comes to grammar and especially the direction of a question mark

Is my name chas¿ or am I just linguistically challenged?

by Maltido July 14, 2016

Aspect Linguistique

A French learning student's worst nightmare

Means linguistic aspect

Aww man I got a 2+ because of aspect linguistique

by Lumenu December 16, 2018