Linear Time

A carceral construct limiting the human experience to a false linear progression of time.
"Wake up! It's time to go to school/work/court!"
Scribbles No Cops No Jails No Linear Fucking Time

Graffiti suggestion fuck cops/jails/linear time
by Luther Blisss December 07, 2021
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linear receptacle basics

The basics of a linear receptacle is they are all arranged on the same linear plane.
When building a gravponics system, all linear receptacles need to be on the same linear plane. This is the best way to describe the linear receptacle basics. Youre a moron if you reject this definition.
by doublestandarddems April 21, 2013
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Linear Jerk

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
by apollomatic April 05, 2024
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