Someone who walks with a limp, despite being physically healthy, in order to avoid a sport or other activity.
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Somebody who acts like they support the working class, but in reality, lie about what they say and support. They can be identified by the following:
- Supports gun rights and in some extreme cases; the legalization of murder (really unlikely but can happen at times), yet are protected by bodyguards, round-the-clock snipers, and police because of their huge paranoia of an assassination by an extreme democrat.
- Supports free enterprise yet forces companies to do what they tell them to do or else he & his comrades will boycott them
- Supports private ownership yet creates a department that controls real estate over the fears of total communism.
- Supports continuing with our idiotic system in healthcare yet calls for "world-class healthcare"
- Supports liberating Mexico from cartels by invading it yet doesn't support the War on Drugs
In short, Limousine Conservatives like to give society the middle finger
- Supports gun rights and in some extreme cases; the legalization of murder (really unlikely but can happen at times), yet are protected by bodyguards, round-the-clock snipers, and police because of their huge paranoia of an assassination by an extreme democrat.
- Supports free enterprise yet forces companies to do what they tell them to do or else he & his comrades will boycott them
- Supports private ownership yet creates a department that controls real estate over the fears of total communism.
- Supports continuing with our idiotic system in healthcare yet calls for "world-class healthcare"
- Supports liberating Mexico from cartels by invading it yet doesn't support the War on Drugs
In short, Limousine Conservatives like to give society the middle finger
Limousine Conservative: Why do Americans love helping people? We need to help only Christians and Jews. I think we need to shoot them all.
Sane Conservative: But you escorted by the goddam Army, yet you want people to kill each other like it's Hunger Games.
Limousine Conservative: What's that you said you goddam Hollywood liberal?
Sane Conservative: I said...
Limousine Conservative: YOU HAVE DISGRACED AMERICA! I'M A TRUE AMERICAN NOT LIKE THOSE MONKEYS!
Sane Conservative: But you escorted by the goddam Army, yet you want people to kill each other like it's Hunger Games.
Limousine Conservative: What's that you said you goddam Hollywood liberal?
Sane Conservative: I said...
Limousine Conservative: YOU HAVE DISGRACED AMERICA! I'M A TRUE AMERICAN NOT LIKE THOSE MONKEYS!
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Get the pawit limpasuthum mug.a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.
"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas
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